Jim Norton has narrated 15 audiobooks on Listento.it by 11 authors, with an average listener rating of 3.8★ across 1,693 ratings. The most-rated is Blink.

15 audiobooks
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Blink

798 ratings

Summary

The landmark book that has revolutionized the way we understand leadership and decision making - from number-one best-selling author Malcolm Gladwell. In his landmark best seller The Tipping Point, Malcolm Gladwell redefined how we understand the world around us. Now, in Blink, he revolutionizes the way we understand the world within. Blink is a book about how we think without thinking, about choices that seem to be made in an instant, in the blink of an eye, that actually aren't as simple as they seem. Why are some people brilliant decision makers, while others are consistently inept? Why do some people follow their instincts and win, while others end up stumbling into error? How do our brains really work, in the office, in the classroom, in the kitchen, and in the bedroom? And why are the best decisions often those that are impossible to explain to others?  In Blink we meet the psychologist who has learned to predict whether a marriage will last, based on a few minutes of observing a couple; the tennis coach who knows when a player will double-fault before the racket even makes contact with the ball; the antiquities experts who recognize a fake at a glance. Here, too, are great failures of "blink": the election of Warren Harding; "New Coke"; and the shooting of Amadou Diallo by police. Blink reveals that great decision makers aren't those who process the most information or spend the most time deliberating, but those who have perfected the art of "thin-slicing", filtering the very few factors that matter from an overwhelming number of variables.  Drawing on cutting-edge neuroscience and psychology and displaying all of the brilliance that made The Tipping Point a classic, Blink changes the way you understand every decision you make. Never again will you think about thinking the same way.

©2005 Malcolm Gladwell (P)2005 Time Warner AudioBooks

Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
Available on Audible
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Ulysses

37 ratings

Summary

Ulysses is regarded by many as the single most important novel of the 20th century. It tells the story of one day in Dublin, June 16th 1904, largely through the eyes of Stephen Dedalus (Joyce's alter ego from Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man) and Leopold Bloom, an advertising salesman. Both begin a normal day, and both set off on a journey around the streets of Dublin, which eventually brings them into contact with one another. While Bloom's passionate wife, Molly, conducts yet another illicit liasion (with her concert manager), Bloom finds himself getting into arguments with drunken nationalists and wild carousing with excitable medical students, before rescuing Stephen Dedalus from a brawl and returning with him to his own basement kitchen. In the hands of Jim Norton and Marcella Riordan, experienced and stimulating Joycean readers, and carefully directed by Roger Marsh, Ulysses becomes accessible as never before. It is entertaining, immediate, funny, and rich in classical, philosophical, and musical allusion. PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio.

(P)2004 NAXOS AudioBooks Ltd.

Narrator: Jim Norton
Author: James Joyce
Length: 27 hrs and 16 mins
Available on Audible
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The Third Policeman

18 ratings

Summary

Flann O'Brien's most popular and surrealistic novel concerns an imaginary, hellish village police force and a local murder. Weird, satirical, and very funny, its popularity has suddenly increased with the mention of the novel in the TV series Lost. PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.

©1967 Flann O'Brien (P)2012 Naxos AudioBooks

Narrator: Jim Norton
Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
Available on Audible
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Happy Endings

14 ratings

Summary

Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke. Fortunately for him, his kind of dirty humor has earned him the distinction of being third microphone on the immensely popular Opie & Anthony syndicated radio show. In Happy Endings, Jim brings his raw, hilarious, and offensively honest comedy to Audible® listeners. Jim will discuss everything from his affinity for hookers to stalking Black Sabbath and Alan Alda to always getting stuck with the hot girl's fat friend. He will share some of his experiences with Opie and Anthony, including his arrest on the infamous Voyeur Bus (a bus filled with naked girls that drove around Manhattan flashing passers-by). Many more heartwarming stories will be included in what is sure to be the most controversial title of 2007. In addition to being a regular on the Opie & Anthony Show, Norton sells out comedy shows across the country. He starred on the recent HBO series Lucky Louie and was a regular on Comedy Central's Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. He has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Late Show with David Letterman, and other national shows. Norton had this to say about his forthcoming title: "It's ironic that many of the stories revolve around prostitution, because that's where all proceeds from this...will be going. Actually, that's probably more disgusting and creepy than ironic." Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase.

©2007 Jim Norton. All rights reserved (P)2007 Simon and Schuster Inc. All rights reserved.

Narrator: Jim Norton
Author: Jim Norton
Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
Available on Audible
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Finnegans Wake

11 ratings

Summary

Finnegans Wake, the greatest avant-garde novel of all time, was first published 70 years ago - and people are still trying to work out what it is about. There is Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker - aka HCE (Here Comes Everyone) - and Anna Livia Plurabelle, but also Finnegan the hod carrier (or was he a giant?), whose wake is the subject of the book. This is a masterly reading of the abridged version, with copious notes aiding comprehension.

Public Domain (P)1998 Naxos AudioBooks

Author: James Joyce
Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
Available on Audible
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Crown and Country

4 ratings

Summary

From one of our finest historians comes an outstanding exploration of the British monarchy from the retreat of the Romans up until the modern day.

The monarchy is one of Britain’s longest surviving institutions – as well as one of its most tumultuous and revered. In this masterful book, David Starkey looks at the monarchy as a whole, charting its history from Roman times, to the Wars of the Roses, the chaos of the Civil War, the fall of Charles I and Cromwell's emergence as Lord Protector – all the way up until the Victorian era when Britain’s monarchs came face-to-face with modernity.

This brilliant collection of biographies of Britain’s kings and queens provides an in-depth examination of what the British monarchy has meant, what it means now and what it will continue to mean. Bringing to life a cast of colourful characters, Starkey’s trademark energy and authority make him the perfect guide on this epic, accessible and compelling journey, as he offers us a vivid portrait of British culture, politics and nationhood through an institution that has defined the realm for nearly two thousand years.

©2010 David Starkey (P)2010 HarperCollins Publishers Limited

Category: History, Europe
Length: 15 hrs and 11 mins
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Seven Pillars of Wisdom

3 ratings

Summary

Although Lawrence of Arabia died in 1935, the story of his life has captured the imagination of succeeding generations. The Seven Pillars of Wisdom is a monumental work in which he chronicles his role in leading the Arab Revolt against the Turks during the First World War. A reluctant leader, and wracked by guilt at the duplicity of the British, Lawrence nevertheless threw himself into his role, suffering the blistering desert conditions and masterminding military campaigns which culminated in the triumphant march of the Arabs into Damascus.

(P)1994 NAXOS AudioBooks Ltd.; ©1994 NAXOS AudioBooks Ltd.

Narrator: Jim Norton
Length: 3 hrs and 50 mins
Available on Audible
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Behind Closed Doors

3 ratings

Summary

Ten years ago, 15-year-old Scarlett Rainsford vanished while on a family holiday in Greece. Lou Smith worked the case as a police constable, and failing to find Scarlett has been one of the biggest regrets of her career. No one is more shocked than Lou to learn that Scarlett has unexpectedly been found during a Special Branch raid of a brothel in Briarstone.   Lou and her Major Crime team are already stretched working two troubling cases: 19-year-old Ian Palmer was found badly beaten; and soon after, bar owner Carl McVey was found half-buried in the woods. While Lou tries to establish the links between the two cases, DS Sam Hollands works with Special Branch to question Scarlett. What happened to her? Where has she been until now? How did she end up back here? And why is her family - with the exception of her emotionally fragile younger sister, Juliette - less than enthusiastic about her return?   When another brutal assault and homicide are linked to the McVey murder, Lou's cases collide, and the clues all point in one terrifying direction. As the pressure and the danger mount, it becomes clear that the silent, secretive Scarlett holds the key to everything.   Contains mature themes.

©2015 Elizabeth Haynes (P)2020 Tantor

Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
Available on Audible
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Araby

2 ratings

Summary

This is a story from the Dubliners , Volume 1 collection. James Joyce's Dubliners is a collection of short stories about the lives of the people of Dublin around the turn of the century. Each story describes a small but significant moment of crisis or revelation in the life of a particular Dubliner, sympathetically but always with stark honesty. Many of the characters are desperate to escape the confines of their humdrum lives, though those that have the opportunity to do so seem unable to take it. This work holds none of the difficulties of Joyce's later novels, such as Ulysses, yet in its way it is just as radical. These stories introduce us to the city which fed Joyce's entire creative output, and to many of the characters who made it such a well of literary inspiration.

Public Domain (P)1999 NAXOS AudioBooks Ltd.

Narrator: Jim Norton
Author: James Joyce
Length: 13 mins
Available on Audible
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Learn Italian

1 rating

Summary

Learn Italian Now! Do you wish to learn how to speak authentic, conversational Italian with overall confidence and without needing to move to Italy for a long time?  Are you planning a trip to Italy?  Do you want to learn a new language?  Don't have time to learn the Italian language?  If yes, then this Learn Italian Bundle might be the perfect solution for you!  Italian is considered the language of love. However, did you know that the Italian language is also one of the most helpful languages to learn today?  You see, Italy is a central location for businesses through Europe - the most prominent industries of the country is found here, including fashion, automotive and cuisine.  That makes the language, not simply an advantage for personal growth, but also a vital tool for the global economy.  Inside this Learn Italian bundle, you will find a different set of Italian language guides that will help you. This bundle is composed of six different Italian language learning guides including:  Italian Grammar Useful Common Phrases for Beginners Part 1 Useful Common Phrases for Beginners Part 2 Italian Conversations Part 1 Italian Conversations Part 2 Italian Short Stories Today is the time you stop buying an Italian learning program that doesn’t offer you the learning you truly need.  No matter if you are a beginner who wants to learn the language or someone who like to enhance your understanding, phrases, vocabulary and skills to learn Italian quick on the go, no matter where you are, this Learn Italian Bundle is perfect for you!  Our way of learning the Italian language will surely help you learn the language easily and quickly with practical examples and discussions about every subject.  In this bundle, you will learn thousands of the most common Italian vocabulary, phrases, and the essential grammar rules you must follow.  Do you want to learn how to speak the Italian language with oozing confidence?  Grab this Learn Italian Bundle today and see it for yourself!  Well, stress no more! Buy this book and also learn all.... And download it now!

©2019 Language Learning School (P)2019 Language Learning School

Length: 26 hrs and 23 mins
Available on Audible
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An Ideal Husband

Summary

A tender love story, a serpentine villainess, a glittering setting in London society, and a showering of Wildean witticism are only a few of the reasons why this play has enjoyed hugely successful revivals in London, in New York, and on the silver screen. This 1895 drama is eerily prescient, as it examines the plight of a promising politician, desperate to hide a secret in his past. With empathy and wit, Oscar Wilde explores the pitfalls of holding public figures to higher standards than the rest of us.

(P)2006 L.A. Theatre Works

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The James Joyce BBC Radio Collection

Summary

Three BBC radio productions of major works by James Joyce - plus Gordon Bowker’s fascinating biographical account of his life.

Ulysses

In this full-cast dramatisation of Joyce’s epic modernist novel, the stories of Stephen Dedalus and Leopold Bloom combine as they meander through Dublin in the course of one day, 16 June 1904. Andrew Scott stars as Stephen, with Henry Goodman as Bloom, Niamh Cusack as Molly Bloom and Stephen Rea as the Narrator. 

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

An abridged reading of James Joyce's autobiographical masterpiece portraying the adolescence of Stephen Dedalus, who must question the culture and religion of his native land before he can break free to become an artist. Read by Andrew Scott.

Dubliners

This abridged collection of 15 naturalistic tales depicts an array of characters from childhood through adolescence to maturity. Stories of love, loss, friendship, marriage, politics and family combine to create a unified world and a celebration of a city. Read by Stephen Rea.

James Joyce - A Biography

Gordon Bowker’s comprehensive study explores Joyce’s years spent in exile in Europe and examines how his life shaped his genius. Read by Jim Norton, with Andrew Scott as the voice of Joyce.

©2019 BBC Worldwide Ltd (P)2019 BBC Worldwide Ltd

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Please Be Offended

Summary

Comedian and best-selling author Jim Norton pulls no punches, going after jaw-dropping laughs not intended for the faint of heart. Chief among his targets: the national hypersensitivity epidemic afflicting leading celebrities, talking heads and regular Joes alike to get offended by just about anything. Norton's got a message for those people, and it's in the title.

©2013 Jim Norton (P)2013 New Wave Dynamics

Narrator: Jim Norton
Author: Jim Norton
Length: 55 mins
Available on Audible
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Love and Summer

Summary

An author who has received international critical acclaim for his exquisite prose, William Trevor saw his novel The Story of Lucy Gault short-listed for the prestigious Booker Prize. Love and Summer tells the tale of Ellie Dillahan, an orphan entered into a bleak future with the man she wed. As the story unfolds, Ellie’s life is thrown into tumult by a fateful encounter with another man.

©2009 William Trevor (P)2010 Recorded Books, LLC

Narrator: Jim Norton
Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
Available on Audible
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The Third Policeman

Summary

Flann O'Brien's most popular and surrealistic novel concerns an imaginary, hellish village police force and a local murder. Weird, satirical, and very funny, it is read by Irish master reader Jim Norton.

©2009 Naxos Audiobooks (P)2009 Naxos Audiobooks

Narrator: Jim Norton
Length: 3 hrs and 37 mins
Available on Audible