John P. Logsdon has narrated 21 audiobooks on Listento.it by 4 authors, with an average listener rating of 4.6★ across 16 ratings. The most-rated is The Ian Dex Supernatural Thriller Series: Books 1 - 4 (Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department Box Sets).
The Ian Dex Supernatural Thriller Series: Books 1 - 4 (Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department Box Sets)
Summary
Ian Dex fights fiendish ubernaturals, battles smoking hot mages, and can seduce a succubus in an instant. He's also the chief of the Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department (PPD)...where it's always crazy, completely unpredictable, and loaded with snark. Note: These audiobooks contain adult themes & language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned. ;) The Merging (Book 1) - A new demon-powered mage has arrived on the Strip and he's quite a tool. Worse, he looks like a flippin' Chippendales model...and he knows it. Ian Dex and his crew have to cut their way through a megalomaniac vampire, a lunatic werewolf, a seriously annoying fae, and a buttload of demons in order to take down Captain Hot Pants. All in a day's pay...except that they work at night. Grave Creatures (Book 2) - When local cemeteries start spitting out their dead like quarters from a slot machine, Dex and his supernatural crew aren’t strong enough to handle the onslaught. As the zombies approach, Dex and his team must devise a last-shot creative solution to get the normals involved without losing the city to chaos and corpses. Blood Bane Tower (Book 3) - When ex-cons kidnap a young human woman, Dex rushes to save the damsel in distress. But after the rescue, Ian can’t help but feel slighted when the woman looks past his superhuman sexual aura and falls for his wizard instead. It’s even worse when his whole department gets trapped in the Netherworld with a trio of hungry dragons. London Growl (Book 4) - Ian hits a bit of an emotional snag when word comes in that Rachel has been kidnapped. He rushes off across the pond in order to save her. But in order to track her down, he must team up with Rachel's current partner, a man who clearly idolizes James Bond. It’s even worse because Ian's current partner, Harvey the werebear, decides he wants to play the part of Sherlock Holmes.
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 John P. Logsdon
Ian Dex Urban Fantasy Box Set: Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department Box Sets, Book 3
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A set of naughty ubernaturals, a demon-powered mage, and a wealthy amalgamite playboy who is far more than he seems. This Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department bundle gives you seven full novels and three bonus short stories, all filled with action-packed, hilarious adventure! Ian Dex is a genetically engineered man who has abilities from all classes in the spectrum. He's also the chief of the Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department (PPD). Audiobook one: The Merging - A new breed of supernaturals has turned up on the Vegas Strip. Audiobook two: Grave Creatures - An old necromancer has been summoning the dead. Audiobook three: Blood Bane Tower - Ian Dex is no stranger to dealing with death and destruction, but it's no fun staring down the throat of a dragon. Audiobook four: London Growl - There is a new uberwolf who has taken over the werewolves of London, and he's bent on proving he is the most powerful creature in all of the supernatural community. Audiobook five: Swarm of Fire - A foulmouthed pixie has hit the streets in Vegas to stir up trouble. Audiobook six: Curse of Fangs - Ian Dex is injected with a healthy dose of vampire venom, giving him power like he's never known. Audiobook seven: Clash of Flames - Four amalgamites are searching for their brother...Ian Dex. Bonus one: "The Bleeding" - Even Ian Dex had cadet training in the Netherworld PPD. Bonus two: "The Chief" - Ian wasn't always the chief of the Vegas PPD. Bonus three: "Blind Date" - Ian's date was going fantastically well...until she got kidnapped. The Paranormal Police Department has delighted thousands with action, adventure, outrageous (and often offensive) comedy, and tons of snark. Grab your badge and join the legion of fans who keep begging for more.... Warning: contains adult language and situations.
©2017 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2020 John P. Logsdon
The Ian Dex Supernatural Thriller Series: Books 5-7
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This bundle includes audiobooks five to seven. Swarm of Fire (Audiobook five) A foulmouthed pixie has hit the streets in Vegas to stir up trouble. He's tiny, angry, and full of magic dust. His primary goal is to wreak as much havoc as possible on the tourists and casinos. Ian Dex and the crew of the Las Vegas PPD have to track down the little bastard and stop him. The problem is that the pixie can create the most terrifying monsters out of thin air. His creations include Bigfoot, the Abominable Snowman, the swamp ape, and worst of all...Barney the dinosaur. They're scary, deadly, and kind of cute. Will Ian be able to stop the miniature megalomaniac before it's too late, or will the Vegas Strip fall under the rule of a flippin' pixie? Curse of Fangs (Audiobook six) When vampire venom mixes with Las Vegas Paranormal Police Chief Ian Dex, he gains access to power like he's never known. The problem is that he's becoming too powerful. That makes him a target. The venom is also making him grumpy, demanding, and dark. Unfortunately, Rachel Cress is finding his newfound brooding angst to be rather sexy indeed, and that only makes things worse. But the vampire has infected more than just Ian Dex. His venom is surging through supernaturals all over the Vegas Strip. An army is brewing. To stop the spread, Ian and his crew have to find the dude responsible and take him down. With the fate of the Strip hanging in the balance, failure is not an option. There's something more about the venom, though, and it's making things tough on Ian. What's different? It's the mind-control type. Clash of Flames (Audiobook seven) Four amalgamites are searching for their brother, and they're willing to kill the cops in the Las Vegas PPD to get to him. The problem is that there's only supposed to be one amalgamite in existence: Ian Dex. It quickly becomes apparent that four like him could easily overpower his crew, so he does the only thing he can think of to ensure their safety. He tricks them. But Ian knows the amalgamites will hunt them down unless they're well-hidden. Unfortunately, he can only think of one place they'll be safe: Hell. On the plus side, that means he'll get to train with those sexy Netherworld dwellers known as the valkyries. Silver lining. Too bad they're intent on kicking the crap out of him as he prepares for the final showdown. Will Ian be able to protect his fellow officers, the Vegas Strip, and himself...or has he finally met something beyond his capabilities? And is there something more to all of this that will shake Ian's world to the core? If you like Jim Butcher, Domino Finn, Michael Anderle, M. D. Massey, Rick Gualtieri, Orlando A. Sanchez, K.F. Breene, Patricia Briggs, or Kim Harrison...you'll have a blast with this box set from the Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department.
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2019 John P. Logsdon
Platoon F: Big Ass Bundle (Platoon F eBook Bundle 3)
Summary
Get from the inception all the way through Platoon F's stint working for the Overseers! That's 35 hours of sci-fi mayhem, including a bonus of the full original Angry Robots book at the end! Lieutenant Orion Murphy is facing execution due to a military mistake, but he's offered a deal that will allow him to live. He must go through a physical transformation, take on the new name of Don Harr, and agree to lead a crew of misfits known as Platoon F. Over the course of nine missions, Captain Harr slowly begins to understand what the 'F' in 'Platoon F' truly means. Jump in today and grab nine missions (plus the bonus) that will seriously push the boundaries of insanity, absurdity, and reality. If you're looking for laughs, you'll find them in Platoon F! NOTE: These stories contain tons of innuendo, adult language, and dirty jokes. If you're into shows like Southpark and Family Guy, you should be okay here; otherwise, you may want to skip this series! Mission 1: The SSMC Reluctant Mission 2: Angry Robots 2.0 Mission 3: The SSMC Voyeur Mission 4: Earthlings Mission 5: Synthetic DNA Mission 6: Warped Conduit Mission 7: Kidnap on Fantasy Planet Mission 8: Veli Unveiled Mission 9: The Search for Veli Bonus: The original Angry Robots book!
©2013 John P. Logsdon; Christopher P. Young (P)2018 Living Audio, C.I.C.
London Growl
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London bridges falling down...and werewolves, too! An uber werewolf has kidnapped Ian Dex's ex-partner, Rachel Cress. He's using her as bait to lure Ian across the pond. The goal is to challenge Ian to a battle. He wants to prove a werewolf is more powerful than an amalgamite. Life sure has its moments. In order to track down Rachel, Ian must team up with her current London PPD partner. The guy seriously idolizes James Bond. Worse, the cop Ian brought along from Vegas is Harvey, a werebear who fancies himself as being like Sherlock Holmes. Again...life. To save Rachel and stop the unleashing of werewolf hell on London, Ian has to go toe to toe with the biggest wolf he's ever seen. If he fails, the meager expanse between life and death may just open up and swallow them all. The biggest battle of all, though will be keeping himself from strangling his new partners as they drive him to the brink of insanity! Note: This book contains adult themes, adult language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned!
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 John P. Logsdon
Veli Unveiled
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A new crew member. An assassination attempt. An identity revealed. Captain Donn Harr is tasked by the Overseers to take out a world that is growing too quickly on the side of technology. Meaning it's just another day at the office. But when Harr sees the size of the armada he's expected to take down, he and the crew of Platoon F decide on a different route.... As Harr works to get word to the king of this monstrous fleet that they're on track to being destroyed by the Overseers, he finds himself in the brig. Worse, the king he needs to speak with is about to be assassinated, and the man's successor thirsts for war.... Veli Unveiled is the hilarious eighth installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series. If you like strange sci-fi, odd comedy, and outrageous physics, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s sidesplitting adventure. Buy Veli Unveiled today and find out what Veli truly is!
©2016 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 Living Audio, C.I.C.
Swarm of Fire: An Ian Dex Supernatural Thriller Book 5 (Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department)
Summary
This pixie's got nothing on Tinker Bell A foul-mouthed pixie has hit the streets in Vegas to stir up trouble. He's tiny, angry, and full of magic dust. His primary goal is to wreak as much havoc as possible on the tourists and casinos. Ian Dex and the crew of the Las Vegas PPD have to track down the little bastard and stop him. The problem is that the pixie can create the most terrifying monsters out of thin air. His creations include Bigfoot, the Abominable Snowman, the Swamp Ape, and, worst of all...Barney the dinosaur. They're scary, deadly, and kinda cute. Will Ian be able to stop the miniature megalomaniac before it's too late, or will the Vegas Strip fall under the rule of a flippin' pixie? Note: This book contains adult themes, adult language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned!
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 John P. Logsdon
Grave Creatures
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Playboy Police Chief Ian Dex didn't believe in zombies...until now. An old necromancer has been summoning the dead. His goal is to overrun the world, one city at a time. Too bad he started in Vegas. With the horde of zombies heading in from the old cemeteries, Ian and his crew soon realize they can't handle this threat alone. They need the help of the Vegas community. The problem is how to convince the people to shoot at zombies while not letting them know they're actually shooting zombies! To make matters worse, the Directors want the job done, his mages are being drained, and there's a succubus who's dying to play a game of no-no with him. Okay, maybe that last bit isn't so bad. But battling zombies begs the question: How exactly do you kill someone who's already dead? Note: This book contains adult themes, adult language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned!
©2017 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 John P. Logsdon
Curse of Fangs: An Ian Dex Supernatural Thriller Book 6 (Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department)
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A vampire's bite sucks, but it's also quite powerful.... When vampire venom mixes with Las Vegas Paranormal Police Chief Ian Dex, he gains access to power like he's never known. The problem is that he's becoming too powerful. That makes him a target. The venom is also making him grumpy, demanding, and dark. Unfortunately, Rachel Cress is finding his newfound brooding angst to be rather sexy indeed, and that only makes things worse. Chicks, man. But the vampire has infected more than just Ian Dex. His venom is surging through supernaturals all over the Vegas Strip. An army is brewing. To stop the spread, Ian and his crew have to find the dude responsible and take him down. With the fate of the Strip hanging in the balance, failure is not an option. There's something more about the venom, though, and it's making things tough on Ian. What's different? It's the mind-control type. Note: This book contains adult themes, adult language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned!
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 John P. Logsdon
Blood Bane Tower
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Multiple dragons and a trip through hell...what could go wrong? A dragon has prepared a deathly surprise for the people living in the Overworld. She needs the soul of a wizard to unleash it, though. Ian Dex and the crew of the Las Vegas PPD end up trapped in the Netherworld. Worse, there are three dragons who are intent on eating them. Even worse, they get separated. Ian must traverse the nine levels of hell in order to get back to his team. Each level has its own set of rules that he must remember, and that's not easy when you have hungry dragons on your tail. One thing's for sure, this hell is nothing like the one described in Dante's Divine Comedy. It's far crazier. Will Ian survive? Will the team get reunited? Will they be able to stop the main dragon before she unleashes her wrath on the Overworld? Note: This book contains adult themes, adult language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned!
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 John P. Logsdon
Synthetic DNA
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A set of heroes. A race of androids. A human-sized mouse wheel. Captain Don Harr and his misfit crew have returned to Segnal Prime 500 years in the future, where they learn that they're all heroes. But when it becomes clear that the race of androids has no need for sentient organic beings, things take a turn for the worse.... Harr and Geezer, having been imprisoned, have to put their heads together to find a way out of this mess. The rest of his crew are taken down to the planet to be paraded around and put through integration. Harr can only hope that a crew of miniature aliens can help to free them before it's too late.... Synthetic DNA is the hilarious fifth installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series. If you like wonky androids, absurd sci-fi, and time travel, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s fun adventure.
©2014 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 Living Audio, C.I.C.
Clash of Flames
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Somebody has daddy issues.... Four amalgamites are searching for their brother, and they're willing to kill the cops in the Las Vegas PPD to get to him. The problem is that there's only supposed to be one amalgamite in existence: Ian Dex. It quickly becomes apparent that four like him could easily overpower his crew, and so he does the only thing he can think of to ensure their safety. He tricks them. But Ian knows the amalgamites will hunt them down unless they're well hidden. Unfortunately, he can only think of one place they'll be safe: Hell. On the plus side, that means he'll get to train with those sexy Netherworld dwellers known as the valkyries. Silver lining. Too bad they're intent on kicking the crap out of him as he prepares for the final showdown. Will Ian be able to protect his fellow officers, the Vegas Strip, and himself...or has he finally met something beyond his capabilities? And is there something more to all of this that will shake Ian's world to the core? If you like Jim Butcher, Domino Finn, Michael Anderle, M. D. Massey, Rick Gualtieri, Orlando A. Sanchez, K.F. Breene, Shayne Silvers, Ilona Andrews, Brad Magnarella, Patricia Briggs, or Kim Harrison...you'll have a blast with the seventh audiobook in the Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department. Buy Clash of Flames for a fun-filled listen in Ian Dex’s world today!
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 John P. Logsdon
The SSMC Reluctant
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An identity change. A spaceship that travels on rails. A new captain who never saw this coming. Commodore Don Harr is being punished due to a military mistake. He has been physically altered, given a new identity, and placed in charge of the antiquated ship known as the SSMC Reluctant. Their first task is to fly the old beast around the planet in celebration of her 50th anniversary. But during flight, new orders arrive. Harr learns that their true mission is to destroy a nearby Kortnor space station. Worse, it's a suicide mission.... As Harr works with his crew to figure out alternatives to going down in flames, special agent Kek fights to ensure they all die as planned. But something even stranger is going on, and it'll take a bit of sleuthing on Harr's part to figure out precisely what it is.... The SSMC Reluctant is the hilarious first installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series. If you like warped comedy, ridiculous physics, and more innuendo than you can shake a stick at, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s insane story.
©2014, 2016 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2016 Living Audio, C.I.C.
The Merging
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Oh, those naughty supernaturals.... Ian Dex fights fiendish ubernaturals, battles smoking hot mages, and can seduce a succubus in an instant. He's also the chief of the Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department (PPD).... where it's always crazy, completely unpredictable, and loaded with snark. A new demon-powered mage has arrived on the Strip and he's quite a tool. Worse, he looks like a flippin' Chippendales model.... and he knows it. Ian Dex and his crew have to cut their way through a megalomaniac vampire, a lunatic werewolf, a seriously annoying fae, and a buttload of demons in order to take down Captain Hot Pants. All in a day's pay.... except that they work at night. If you like Jim Butcher, Domino Finn, Michael Anderle, Rick Gualtieri, Orlando A. Sanchez, K.F. Breene, Shayne Silvers, Ilona Andrews, Brad Magnarella, Patricia Briggs, or Kim Harrison you'll have a blast with the first book in the Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department series. Note: This audiobook contains adult themes, adult language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned! Buy The Merging for a fun-filled listen in Ian Dex’s world TODAY!
©2017 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 John P. Logsdon
Earthlings
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A Rear Admiral returns. A mission is scheduled. An inquisition is underway. Captain Don Harr is told that the crew of Platoon F is going to travel back to planet Earth for further study. But Rear Admiral Parfait has decided he wants to join the mission, acting in the role of Senior Diplomat.... As they head off to the planet they'd visited during their last mission, they soon find they've somehow arrived 500 years in the past. Worse, one of Harr's officers is captured by religious zealots and they've sentenced her to death because they believe she's a witch.... Earthlings is the hilarious fourth installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series. If you like time-travel comedies, face-palm physics, and a complete lack of political correctness, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s warped story.
©2014 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2017 Living Audio C.I.C.
Kidnap on Fantasy Planet
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Love lost, cavemen found, and a kidnapping to cap it all off. Captain Don Harr has learned that love is not all it’s cracked up to be, especially when the woman he loves has decided to lead a sexual revolution on her home planet. Fortunately, it’s hard staying depressed when you’ve got the Overseers as your employer. Overseer Frexle tasks Harr and Geezer with stopping a couple of cavemen from going beyond the discovery of fire, which is insane but should prove enough to keep Harr’s mind off of lost love. While dealing with the cavemen, an urgent message comes in from Fantasy Planet. It seems that Platoon F’s previous commanding officer, Stanley Parfait, has been kidnapped! The message reads that if the group of ruffians doesn’t get their demands met, they’ll kill the man. To make matters worse, it turns out that Lord Overseer Veli is rather angry to hear of Platoon F’s visits to Fantasy Planet, and he wants them off of the world immediately!
©2015, 2018 John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young (P)2018 Living Audio, C.I.C.
Warped Conduit
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A new master. A tug on the heartstrings. A mission to destroy a planet. After breaking away from the Segnal Space Marine Corps, the crew of The SSMC Reluctant is searching for what to do next. Unfortunately, a race of beings who call themselves "The Overseers" already have plans for them. It's one of those deals they can't refuse. Worse, Captain Don Harr quickly learns that his new masters truly want everyone who isn't an Overseer to die. It means no competition... Fortunately, there is a new political movement that is requesting that entire planets not be destroyed anymore. They crew has to travel to a planet that is making technological headway on a warp drive and destroy the device before it's too late. If they fail, the planet will be annihilated and every member of Platoon F will be summarily executed. To make things even more trying, Harr believes he's finally found the love of his life. Worse, she's the lead scientist on the warp drive project... Warped Conduit is the hilarious sixth installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series. If you like quirky aliens, naughty overlords, and silly adventures, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s fun-filled adventure.
©2015 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2015 John P. Logsdon
The Search for Veli
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The distant past. A collision course. A reveal Harr never saw coming. With Lord Overseer Veli on the run, Captain Don Harr and his crew of misfits must travel through time to take the bastard down. But screwing with the timeline causes rifts that interrupt everything Harr had ever known.... Platoon F has to struggle through this mind-bending adventure or the thin line between existence and nothingness will be shattered. Worse, it turns out the empty seat of Lord Overseer could actually have been filled by someone even worse than Veli.... The Search for Veli is the hilarious ninth installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series. If you like warped time travel, racy comedy, and physics that will seriously cause you to face-palm multiple times, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s outrageous adventure. Buy The Search for Veli today and learn what really happened to the dinosaurs!
©2015 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 Living Audio, C.I.C.
The SSMC Voyeur
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A probe returns. There's a request for a shipment of space bars. An admiral wants blood. Rear Admiral Parfait is on holiday when an archaic space probe returns to Segnal Prime. It has a message for the people of the planet, which seems innocuous enough, but Rear Admiral Conster sees it as an act of war. That means Captain Don Harr is in charge of fighting that war.... Platoon F is put on a long trek to attack the planet that returned the probe. But it's many lifetimes away, and Harr doesn't exactly want to die on the ship during flight. Chief Engineer Geezer has been working on an instantaneous device that promises to solve the problem. Unfortunately, the robot doesn't quite know how it works, and that means The SSMC Reluctant is going to visit a hell of a lot more than the planet she's supposed to attack.... The SSMC Voyeur is the hilarious third installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series. If you like innuendo-laced comedies, goofy science fiction, and strange alien encounters, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s nutty story.
©2014, 2016 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2016 Living Audio, CIC
Dragon's Torment
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Don't grapple with a dragon in his territory.... Welcome to the Badlands Paranormal Police Department, where Chief Ezekias "Zeke" Phoenix — a dragon who believes rules are meant to be followed — has accepted his new post. His job is simple: Keep the fragile peace between dragons, hellions, and the denizens of hell. The rules in Infernal City are even simpler: Mind your business, watch your back, shoot first, and don’t bother asking questions. When a dead hellion crashes into his life, Zeke and the Badlands PPD will break all the rules of the City. To find the killer, he’s going to make some powerful enemies who would prefer to see the new dragon chief of the PPD retired…permanently. If Zeke fails, the Badlands will plunge into a civil war. But success will stick a target on his back, and his enemies rarely miss.... ~~~~~~ The Paranormal Police Department has delighted thousands of fans with action, adventure, outrageous comedy, and tons of snark. Grab your badge and join the legion of fans who keep begging for more....
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Orlando A. Sanchez (P)2020 John P. Logsdon