Christopher P. Young has 39 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 4 narrators, with an average listener rating of 4.8★ across 18 ratings. The most-rated is The Ian Dex Supernatural Thriller Series: Books 1 - 4 (Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department Box Sets).

Ian Dex fights fiendish ubernaturals, battles smoking hot mages, and can seduce a succubus in an instant. He's also the chief of the Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department (PPD)...where it's always crazy, completely unpredictable, and loaded with snark. Note: These audiobooks contain adult themes & language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned. ;) The Merging (Book 1) - A new demon-powered mage has arrived on the Strip and he's quite a tool. Worse, he looks like a flippin' Chippendales model...and he knows it. Ian Dex and his crew have to cut their way through a megalomaniac vampire, a lunatic werewolf, a seriously annoying fae, and a buttload of demons in order to take down Captain Hot Pants. All in a day's pay...except that they work at night. Grave Creatures (Book 2) - When local cemeteries start spitting out their dead like quarters from a slot machine, Dex and his supernatural crew aren’t strong enough to handle the onslaught. As the zombies approach, Dex and his team must devise a last-shot creative solution to get the normals involved without losing the city to chaos and corpses. Blood Bane Tower (Book 3) - When ex-cons kidnap a young human woman, Dex rushes to save the damsel in distress. But after the rescue, Ian can’t help but feel slighted when the woman looks past his superhuman sexual aura and falls for his wizard instead. It’s even worse when his whole department gets trapped in the Netherworld with a trio of hungry dragons. London Growl (Book 4) - Ian hits a bit of an emotional snag when word comes in that Rachel has been kidnapped. He rushes off across the pond in order to save her. But in order to track her down, he must team up with Rachel's current partner, a man who clearly idolizes James Bond. It’s even worse because Ian's current partner, Harvey the werebear, decides he wants to play the part of Sherlock Holmes.
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A hilarious fantasy book bundle! Book one: A Quest of Undoing Follow Master Wizard Xebdigon Whizzfiddle as he struggles to complete a nearly impossible quest in only 30 days. He must help an enormous dwarf, an unattractive elf, a knight who is afraid of his own shadow, a lizard who is launching a nudie magazine, and a squashed-down giant who believes he's a wizard. Failure will cost Whizzfiddle his guild membership, but success may land him in the Afterlife! Fortunately booze is his magical power source, so at least he'll be mentally befuddled during the entire ordeal. Book two: The Full Moon Event Paulie Vergen is a vampire living the daily grind of life until a fateful day when a newly infected Werewolf landed on his doorstep. All Paulie wanted was peace and quiet, but life didn't often seem to care about his plans. He's now faced with helping the poor werewolf navigate through the Underworld in order to find the help that he needs. Book three: Bob the Zombie Bob is a zombie who was just going about his business when a band of thieves stole his hand so that they could make a batch of Elfagra in the Upperworld. While it's bad enough that they've stolen Bob's hand for such a purpose, it comes to the Zombie's attention that if the bad guys use the wrong technique it could cause a cosmic rift that will spell the real death of Bob...not just the long, drawn out one that's part of being a Zombie. Book five: Gappy's Gadgets Gappy Whirligig is an industrious gnome who has yet to reach the Age of Tinkering. In a flash, Gappy's life flips upside down, leaving him to make the decision to either strike out on his own or become a 42-year-old foster child. Gappy demonstrates his industrious spirit as he leaves Hubintegler's rules and regulations behind and instead seeks to make his mark in the seedy town of Planoontik.
©2014, 2017 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2017 Living Audio, C.I.C.

GET THE COMPLETE SERIES TODAY! Full of magical ass-kicking, twisted supernaturals, and plenty of snark, this Underworld meets Lethal Weapon book series will keep you - and the neighbors - up ‘til dawn. Blood Crossed (Book 1) Retriever Piper Shaw works best alone. Just ask her last partner. Or better yet, don’t. It’s a sore subject. She’s saddled with the department’s newest rookie, Reaper Payne - an exiled reaper of souls with something to hide. Before she can tell the chief exactly how she feels about that, the mismatched duo is sent on a mission: track down and bring Gallien Cross back to the Netherworld before the vampire can wreak more havoc on the normals. See, he’s turning them into vampire zombies. Not vampires. Not zombies. Vampire zombies. Guy’s an overachiever of mayhem. No matter how much Piper likes her alone time, she’s going to need help with this one. Payne may be a pain in her reaper, but he’s all she’s got for back up. Good thing he has quite a few tricks up his sleeve, even if he does break all three rules of law enforcement on his first day. But nothing is what it seems - is it ever? - and when she finally learns the truth, it might just be too late to save anyone. THOUSANDS OF READERS HAVE FOUND A HOME WITH THE PARANORMAL POLICE DEPARTMENT. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET YOUR BADGE TODAY!
©2018-2019 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2019 John P. Logsdon

They thought they could destroy House Sinister for good, but they weren’t expecting her...Evangeline, a hellion born with the gifts of dual-blades and advanced magic not seen for over a century, had been living a great life as a Guard at House Sinister for many years. But her world is shattered when three rival Houses attack, forcing her to watch powerlessly as her mentor and father figure, Garrick, is slaughtered. His dying command: The House must survive at all costs. With Evangeline being the only remaining member, that means she must survive a full year. It's the only way to restore honor to House Sinister. Pissed that she has to leave, Evangeline obeys Garrick's final words and escapes, fleeing the Netherworld to a place called Los Angeles. As a hellion, she must find a normal to possess, since that's the only way to hide from the assassins who are hot on her trail. Too bad she catches the eye of the Black Ops Paranormal Police Dept. Lovely. In exchange for keeping her secret, she agrees to be their assassin, but she's damn sure going to bitch about it. There's a glaring problem with joining the PPD...a hellion wielding crushing magic and blazing dual-blades is like a Tasmanian devil on crack. Definitely not low-key. Evangeline will play this game of assassin for now, but her mission - her true mission - is to exact revenge on the Houses who destroyed her world and shattered her life. Though, she must admit, killing a few of the bastards now won't suck. When her year on the run ends, she will bring pain and death... The Paranormal Police Department has delighted thousands of rlisteners with action, adventure, outrageous (and often offensive) comedy, and tons of snark. Grab your badge and join the legion of fans who keep begging for more...
©2019 John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young (P)2020 John P. Logsdon

A set of naughty ubernaturals, a demon-powered mage, and a wealthy amalgamite playboy who is far more than he seems. This Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department bundle gives you seven full novels and three bonus short stories, all filled with action-packed, hilarious adventure! Ian Dex is a genetically engineered man who has abilities from all classes in the spectrum. He's also the chief of the Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department (PPD). Audiobook one: The Merging - A new breed of supernaturals has turned up on the Vegas Strip. Audiobook two: Grave Creatures - An old necromancer has been summoning the dead. Audiobook three: Blood Bane Tower - Ian Dex is no stranger to dealing with death and destruction, but it's no fun staring down the throat of a dragon. Audiobook four: London Growl - There is a new uberwolf who has taken over the werewolves of London, and he's bent on proving he is the most powerful creature in all of the supernatural community. Audiobook five: Swarm of Fire - A foulmouthed pixie has hit the streets in Vegas to stir up trouble. Audiobook six: Curse of Fangs - Ian Dex is injected with a healthy dose of vampire venom, giving him power like he's never known. Audiobook seven: Clash of Flames - Four amalgamites are searching for their brother...Ian Dex. Bonus one: "The Bleeding" - Even Ian Dex had cadet training in the Netherworld PPD. Bonus two: "The Chief" - Ian wasn't always the chief of the Vegas PPD. Bonus three: "Blind Date" - Ian's date was going fantastically well...until she got kidnapped. The Paranormal Police Department has delighted thousands with action, adventure, outrageous (and often offensive) comedy, and tons of snark. Grab your badge and join the legion of fans who keep begging for more.... Warning: contains adult language and situations.
©2017 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2020 John P. Logsdon

This bundle includes audiobooks five to seven. Swarm of Fire (Audiobook five) A foulmouthed pixie has hit the streets in Vegas to stir up trouble. He's tiny, angry, and full of magic dust. His primary goal is to wreak as much havoc as possible on the tourists and casinos. Ian Dex and the crew of the Las Vegas PPD have to track down the little bastard and stop him. The problem is that the pixie can create the most terrifying monsters out of thin air. His creations include Bigfoot, the Abominable Snowman, the swamp ape, and worst of all...Barney the dinosaur. They're scary, deadly, and kind of cute. Will Ian be able to stop the miniature megalomaniac before it's too late, or will the Vegas Strip fall under the rule of a flippin' pixie? Curse of Fangs (Audiobook six) When vampire venom mixes with Las Vegas Paranormal Police Chief Ian Dex, he gains access to power like he's never known. The problem is that he's becoming too powerful. That makes him a target. The venom is also making him grumpy, demanding, and dark. Unfortunately, Rachel Cress is finding his newfound brooding angst to be rather sexy indeed, and that only makes things worse. But the vampire has infected more than just Ian Dex. His venom is surging through supernaturals all over the Vegas Strip. An army is brewing. To stop the spread, Ian and his crew have to find the dude responsible and take him down. With the fate of the Strip hanging in the balance, failure is not an option. There's something more about the venom, though, and it's making things tough on Ian. What's different? It's the mind-control type. Clash of Flames (Audiobook seven) Four amalgamites are searching for their brother, and they're willing to kill the cops in the Las Vegas PPD to get to him. The problem is that there's only supposed to be one amalgamite in existence: Ian Dex. It quickly becomes apparent that four like him could easily overpower his crew, so he does the only thing he can think of to ensure their safety. He tricks them. But Ian knows the amalgamites will hunt them down unless they're well-hidden. Unfortunately, he can only think of one place they'll be safe: Hell. On the plus side, that means he'll get to train with those sexy Netherworld dwellers known as the valkyries. Silver lining. Too bad they're intent on kicking the crap out of him as he prepares for the final showdown. Will Ian be able to protect his fellow officers, the Vegas Strip, and himself...or has he finally met something beyond his capabilities? And is there something more to all of this that will shake Ian's world to the core? If you like Jim Butcher, Domino Finn, Michael Anderle, M. D. Massey, Rick Gualtieri, Orlando A. Sanchez, K.F. Breene, Patricia Briggs, or Kim Harrison...you'll have a blast with this box set from the Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department.
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2019 John P. Logsdon

Who needs a Master Wizard anyway? Major Wilbur Wiggles doesn't know it yet, but all four of his older brothers have been killed in combat. The military brass has tried to notify him, but the Major's squad has gone dark because their radios are out. Spotting an opportunity, the Fates summon Gungren for the second leg of his three-part Fate Quest. They task him with hunting down Major Wiggles on behalf of the army. His goal is to find the man, get him to army headquarters, and then take him back home so that Mrs. Wiggles doesn't lose her only remaining son. As if that wasn't tough enough, Gungren and Whizzfiddle had a falling out. That means Gungren won't have his master's help during this quest...or will he?
©2017 John P. Logsdon, Christopher P. Young (P)2019 Living Audio, C.I.C.

Get from the inception all the way through Platoon F's stint working for the Overseers! That's 35 hours of sci-fi mayhem, including a bonus of the full original Angry Robots book at the end! Lieutenant Orion Murphy is facing execution due to a military mistake, but he's offered a deal that will allow him to live. He must go through a physical transformation, take on the new name of Don Harr, and agree to lead a crew of misfits known as Platoon F. Over the course of nine missions, Captain Harr slowly begins to understand what the 'F' in 'Platoon F' truly means. Jump in today and grab nine missions (plus the bonus) that will seriously push the boundaries of insanity, absurdity, and reality. If you're looking for laughs, you'll find them in Platoon F! NOTE: These stories contain tons of innuendo, adult language, and dirty jokes. If you're into shows like Southpark and Family Guy, you should be okay here; otherwise, you may want to skip this series! Mission 1: The SSMC Reluctant Mission 2: Angry Robots 2.0 Mission 3: The SSMC Voyeur Mission 4: Earthlings Mission 5: Synthetic DNA Mission 6: Warped Conduit Mission 7: Kidnap on Fantasy Planet Mission 8: Veli Unveiled Mission 9: The Search for Veli Bonus: The original Angry Robots book!
©2013 John P. Logsdon; Christopher P. Young (P)2018 Living Audio, C.I.C.

There's true power in binding. Too bad it's super weird.... Evangeline's goal of surviving long enough to reclaim House Sinister is getting tougher every day, but the teachings given to her by Garrick forces her to take risks she would otherwise avoid. The Black Ops Paranormal Police Department has learned that Salem is in charge of the local mob, and they've been tasked with assassinating him. That sounds easy enough on the face of it, but Salem is no fool. Getting to the top of a crime syndicate is not easy, and he's protected himself nicely. Plus, he's loaded with trigger-happy goons who rather enjoy inflicting pain and death. To make matters worse, there's only one way Eve can build the strength needed to destroy Salem. She'll have to bind with Kayson. The problem is that there hasn't been a hellion bound with a hellwolf since the Old War, over one hundred years ago. That means they have no clue how to manage their new situation, and it's not like there's a user's manual. But they need the power. And they'll need even more than that, if they're to succeed. Seeing that Eve can't let the innocents of Los Angeles fall under the oncoming rash of drugs planned by Salem and his goons, she binds with Kayson and the world immediately changes. Unfortunately, there's a particular hellion named Andras who happens to also have his eye on Salem's enterprise. Seeing it as the perfect stepping stone for allowing him to finally kill Eve, he makes his move against the Los Angeles crime boss at the same time as the Black Ops PPD. So what happens when two hellions want the same thing, and both are willing to do anything to get it? All hell breaks loose, of course.... The Paranormal Police Department has delighted thousands of listeners with action, adventure, outrageous comedy, and tons of snark. Grab your badge and join the legion of fans who keep begging for more....
©2019 John P. Logsdon, Christopher P. Young (P)2020 John P. Logsdon

London bridges falling down...and werewolves, too! An uber werewolf has kidnapped Ian Dex's ex-partner, Rachel Cress. He's using her as bait to lure Ian across the pond. The goal is to challenge Ian to a battle. He wants to prove a werewolf is more powerful than an amalgamite. Life sure has its moments. In order to track down Rachel, Ian must team up with her current London PPD partner. The guy seriously idolizes James Bond. Worse, the cop Ian brought along from Vegas is Harvey, a werebear who fancies himself as being like Sherlock Holmes. Again...life. To save Rachel and stop the unleashing of werewolf hell on London, Ian has to go toe to toe with the biggest wolf he's ever seen. If he fails, the meager expanse between life and death may just open up and swallow them all. The biggest battle of all, though will be keeping himself from strangling his new partners as they drive him to the brink of insanity! Note: This book contains adult themes, adult language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned!
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 John P. Logsdon

A new crew member. An assassination attempt. An identity revealed. Captain Donn Harr is tasked by the Overseers to take out a world that is growing too quickly on the side of technology. Meaning it's just another day at the office. But when Harr sees the size of the armada he's expected to take down, he and the crew of Platoon F decide on a different route.... As Harr works to get word to the king of this monstrous fleet that they're on track to being destroyed by the Overseers, he finds himself in the brig. Worse, the king he needs to speak with is about to be assassinated, and the man's successor thirsts for war.... Veli Unveiled is the hilarious eighth installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series. If you like strange sci-fi, odd comedy, and outrageous physics, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s sidesplitting adventure. Buy Veli Unveiled today and find out what Veli truly is!
©2016 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 Living Audio, C.I.C.

This pixie's got nothing on Tinker Bell A foul-mouthed pixie has hit the streets in Vegas to stir up trouble. He's tiny, angry, and full of magic dust. His primary goal is to wreak as much havoc as possible on the tourists and casinos. Ian Dex and the crew of the Las Vegas PPD have to track down the little bastard and stop him. The problem is that the pixie can create the most terrifying monsters out of thin air. His creations include Bigfoot, the Abominable Snowman, the Swamp Ape, and, worst of all...Barney the dinosaur. They're scary, deadly, and kinda cute. Will Ian be able to stop the miniature megalomaniac before it's too late, or will the Vegas Strip fall under the rule of a flippin' pixie? Note: This book contains adult themes, adult language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned!
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 John P. Logsdon

A hilarious mystery from the Intergalactic Investigation Bureau! Two robotic deaths and a grouping of terrorist attacks have just happened on the biggest incorporated entity in the galactic empire. As large as a massive city, the corporate flotilla crawls through space ever-searching for more customers to add to its bottom line. But with the recent turn of events, the very existence of the station and all of its inhabitants are at risk of losing everything. The #1 suspect? A new robotic religiosity that calls itself Starliner. Prime Adam Dresker and the crew of the IIB - the investigative branch that handles all major security concerns - must figure out who is behind the attacks and stop them before it's too late. Many questions arise for Dresker and his crew as they fall into their investigation. Who done it? Why are they doing it? Are they going to keep doing it? Is the president of the CCOP actually happy that they're doing it? And the most pressing question of them all: Have robots seriously found religion?
©2014-2015 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2016 Living Audio

The fae queen is beautiful. Too bad it's only skin deep....
Temperance is the queen of the fae. After tasting true power at the hands of an evil mage, she's bent on ruling the Netherworld. She wants it all...and she wants it now.
The chief of the Netherworld PPD calls all hands on deck to fight this new threat. But there's a problem. Piper and Payne are retrievers, which means they have no jurisdiction in the Netherworld. Worse, their trainees, Officers Brazen and Kix, have been kidnapped by the fae. Even more fun, they get assigned a stoned wizard who has a serious case of the munchies.
Piper and Payne have to break the rules and sneak into Faeland if they're to stop all of this.
Getting caught is not an option, and failure means the end of the Netherworld as they know it.
It's a shame there's a psychopathic torturer who has other plans for them....
©2017 John P. Logsdon, Christopher P. Young (P)2019 John P. Logsdon

Playboy Police Chief Ian Dex didn't believe in zombies...until now. An old necromancer has been summoning the dead. His goal is to overrun the world, one city at a time. Too bad he started in Vegas. With the horde of zombies heading in from the old cemeteries, Ian and his crew soon realize they can't handle this threat alone. They need the help of the Vegas community. The problem is how to convince the people to shoot at zombies while not letting them know they're actually shooting zombies! To make matters worse, the Directors want the job done, his mages are being drained, and there's a succubus who's dying to play a game of no-no with him. Okay, maybe that last bit isn't so bad. But battling zombies begs the question: How exactly do you kill someone who's already dead? Note: This book contains adult themes, adult language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned!
©2017 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 John P. Logsdon

Sometimes you just need to blow things up...
Keller wants to take over the Netherworld PPD. After decades of waiting, he's finally weakened the precinct enough to take his shot. Now is the time to strike.
It'll take everything the PPD has to stand their ground and stop him. But sometimes numbers just aren't enough. They've been depleted pretty badly. Worse, there are far more rookies than veterans at this point. Even more fun, Reaper's beloved turtle, Agnes, has ended up in a bit of a pickle, which is only slightly better than becoming the main ingredient in a bowl of soup. She's trapped in the PPD building with Keller and his goons.
Piper & Payne have to find a way to get into that building, save Agnes, and destroy Keller's plans.
Easier said than done.
If they fail, Keller will finish what Temperance started...taking over the Netherworld.
Do Piper & Payne have what it takes to save the precinct a second time?
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2019 John P. Logsdon

A vampire's bite sucks, but it's also quite powerful.... When vampire venom mixes with Las Vegas Paranormal Police Chief Ian Dex, he gains access to power like he's never known. The problem is that he's becoming too powerful. That makes him a target. The venom is also making him grumpy, demanding, and dark. Unfortunately, Rachel Cress is finding his newfound brooding angst to be rather sexy indeed, and that only makes things worse. Chicks, man. But the vampire has infected more than just Ian Dex. His venom is surging through supernaturals all over the Vegas Strip. An army is brewing. To stop the spread, Ian and his crew have to find the dude responsible and take him down. With the fate of the Strip hanging in the balance, failure is not an option. There's something more about the venom, though, and it's making things tough on Ian. What's different? It's the mind-control type. Note: This book contains adult themes, adult language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned!
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 John P. Logsdon

She never wanted a damn partner.... Meet Piper Shaw. She's one of the Netherworld Paranormal Police Department's toughest. She's also an immortal, and she's got one hell of a chip on her shoulder. Meet Reaper Payne. He's an actual reaper. Yes, one of those guys who ferries the dead. Unfortunately, he broke a rule of his order, and it was a doozy. His punishment is to dwell alongside the living for 100 years. They're both Retrievers in the PPD. Essentially, they hunt in the Overworld to bring back supernaturals who have overstayed their welcome. Piper is clear about one thing: She does not want a partner. They just became partners. Gallien Cross is an escaped prisoner. He's been turning normals in the Overworld into vampire zombies. His goal is to build an army that will keep him from going back to prison. Piper and Reaper must put aside their differences as they battle through tough goons, vampire zombies, and Cross himself. But things aren't always what they seem, and when she finally learns the full story, it may just be too late for everyone.... Netherworld Paranormal Police Department series order: Blood Crossed Bane's Edge Deathly Temperance Major Feeding Netherworld Rift
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2019 John P. Logsdon

It's the main event! The final leg of Gungren's three-part Fate Quest has been set in stone, and it's a doozy. The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship (UDFC) only occurs once every 10 years. This is the 100th running. That means lights, cameras, and coverage like never before. Plus, the reigning champion, a dragon known as Crazell, can hit a milestone of 25 consecutive title defenses, if she can pull in another win. The Fate known as Heliok has entered Gungren into the tournament, and the little giant must do his best to take home the prize. This is a problem considering that Gungren is not known as someone who enjoys hurting others. On top of that, there's a mob boss who has one of his own fighters in the match. As a general rule, crime bosses don't like to lose, meaning he'll go a long way to make sure his contestant comes out on top. Translation: There's a lot of danger in Gungren's future. While he doesn't have to actually win the tournament, showing up at all is a dicey situation. In fact, there's a better-than-average chance that he'll end up in the Afterlife during his first bout. But Gungren has little choice in the matter...unless he wants to turn back into a big dumb giant and lose his dream of becoming a full wizard once and for all. Note that the Ononokin series has adult themes and is not intended for children.
©2017, 2018 John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young (P)2021 Living Audio, C.I.C.

Some truths you just don't want to know....
After Keller decimated the Netherworld PPD, Piper and her crew take it upon themselves to bring the fight to him.
But is there a traitor in their midst? Only time will tell....
They head topside to New York City and the fun begins. Battling drones in Central Park kicks off a string of events that pits all of Keller's goons against the squad. They're completely overwhelmed until the entirety of the NY PPD gets involved...but even that may not be enough to take down the evil mage and his powerful entourage.
They'll need to give everything they've got if they're to even have a chance of dethroning the bastard. The bottom line is that if Keller survives this time, the world falls.
Fortunately, Piper and Payne have a heroic turtle on their side....
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2019 John P. Logsdon