Jus Sargeant has narrated 15 audiobooks on Listento.it by 5 authors, with an average listener rating of 5★ across 10 ratings. The most-rated is Ononokin Book Bundle #1.
Ononokin Book Bundle #1
Summary
A hilarious fantasy book bundle! Book one: A Quest of Undoing Follow Master Wizard Xebdigon Whizzfiddle as he struggles to complete a nearly impossible quest in only 30 days. He must help an enormous dwarf, an unattractive elf, a knight who is afraid of his own shadow, a lizard who is launching a nudie magazine, and a squashed-down giant who believes he's a wizard. Failure will cost Whizzfiddle his guild membership, but success may land him in the Afterlife! Fortunately booze is his magical power source, so at least he'll be mentally befuddled during the entire ordeal. Book two: The Full Moon Event Paulie Vergen is a vampire living the daily grind of life until a fateful day when a newly infected Werewolf landed on his doorstep. All Paulie wanted was peace and quiet, but life didn't often seem to care about his plans. He's now faced with helping the poor werewolf navigate through the Underworld in order to find the help that he needs. Book three: Bob the Zombie Bob is a zombie who was just going about his business when a band of thieves stole his hand so that they could make a batch of Elfagra in the Upperworld. While it's bad enough that they've stolen Bob's hand for such a purpose, it comes to the Zombie's attention that if the bad guys use the wrong technique it could cause a cosmic rift that will spell the real death of Bob...not just the long, drawn out one that's part of being a Zombie. Book five: Gappy's Gadgets Gappy Whirligig is an industrious gnome who has yet to reach the Age of Tinkering. In a flash, Gappy's life flips upside down, leaving him to make the decision to either strike out on his own or become a 42-year-old foster child. Gappy demonstrates his industrious spirit as he leaves Hubintegler's rules and regulations behind and instead seeks to make his mark in the seedy town of Planoontik.
©2014, 2017 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2017 Living Audio, C.I.C.
Saving Major Wiggles
Summary
Who needs a Master Wizard anyway? Major Wilbur Wiggles doesn't know it yet, but all four of his older brothers have been killed in combat. The military brass has tried to notify him, but the Major's squad has gone dark because their radios are out. Spotting an opportunity, the Fates summon Gungren for the second leg of his three-part Fate Quest. They task him with hunting down Major Wiggles on behalf of the army. His goal is to find the man, get him to army headquarters, and then take him back home so that Mrs. Wiggles doesn't lose her only remaining son. As if that wasn't tough enough, Gungren and Whizzfiddle had a falling out. That means Gungren won't have his master's help during this quest...or will he?
©2017 John P. Logsdon, Christopher P. Young (P)2019 Living Audio, C.I.C.
Draken
Summary
A life to save. A journey to begin. A war to win.
At 19, our hero is caring for her sickly mother when a stranger appears with a shocking truth: Skyla Draken was born in a realm where magic rules, and mythical creatures roam. This land is now the key to curing her mother.
And so, Skyla must return to her homeland, but once there, she discovers a hostile world of warring kingdoms, and she meets with evil forces that would see her noble family dead. Things get worse when, during her journey, she has visions of a man and learns a secret that changes everything.
These events spark a race against time, but with the lives of so many that she loves at risk, can she find a way to stop the tides of darkness from sweeping away all that is good?
From the author of the Outcast series comes this unique and exciting fantasy adventure.
©2016 S. B. Nova (P)2018 S. B. Nova, Living Audio C.I.C.
500 Really Useful English Phrases
Summary
This book is volumes 1-3 of the very popular series 150 Really Useful English Phrases. Do you feel stuck in the intermediate English level? Do you want to break out and start improving quickly? Then this is the perfect book to help you move up to the advanced level and start using everyday English fluently. What made me want to write this book? After years of teaching intermediate students who never seemed to improve, I decided to find out what the problem was. Essentially, intermediate students get stuck because learning at this stage is a different type of learning than at the beginner stage. You have mastered the grammar and the basic vocabulary, but most textbooks just carry on like nothing has changed. However, what you need at the intermediate stage is not just more dry grammar and lists of vocabulary but to be exposed to as much real English in as many real-life situations as possible. This will help you start to understand what people are actually saying and not just textbook English. It will also help you to naturally get a feel for the language. Because I couldn't find a book that introduced everyday English phrases in a fun and engaging way, I decided to write one myself. How will this book help you? Every new phrase is introduced in the real context of a short story or an article. So by having fun and listening to something interesting, you will be learning naturally rather than having to force yourself to study. It's a simple fact that if you are having fun, you will learn more quickly and easily. This series of books is an excellent way to be exposed to real, everyday English phrases but with the guidance of clear explanations and examples in simple English. Basically it uses simple language to introduce more complex phrases, so you are eased into a more advanced level.
©2015 Isaac Perrotta-Hays (P)2015 Isaac Perrotta-Hays
Starliner
Summary
A hilarious mystery from the Intergalactic Investigation Bureau! Two robotic deaths and a grouping of terrorist attacks have just happened on the biggest incorporated entity in the galactic empire. As large as a massive city, the corporate flotilla crawls through space ever-searching for more customers to add to its bottom line. But with the recent turn of events, the very existence of the station and all of its inhabitants are at risk of losing everything. The #1 suspect? A new robotic religiosity that calls itself Starliner. Prime Adam Dresker and the crew of the IIB - the investigative branch that handles all major security concerns - must figure out who is behind the attacks and stop them before it's too late. Many questions arise for Dresker and his crew as they fall into their investigation. Who done it? Why are they doing it? Are they going to keep doing it? Is the president of the CCOP actually happy that they're doing it? And the most pressing question of them all: Have robots seriously found religion?
©2014-2015 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2016 Living Audio
The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship
Summary
It's the main event! The final leg of Gungren's three-part Fate Quest has been set in stone, and it's a doozy. The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship (UDFC) only occurs once every 10 years. This is the 100th running. That means lights, cameras, and coverage like never before. Plus, the reigning champion, a dragon known as Crazell, can hit a milestone of 25 consecutive title defenses, if she can pull in another win. The Fate known as Heliok has entered Gungren into the tournament, and the little giant must do his best to take home the prize. This is a problem considering that Gungren is not known as someone who enjoys hurting others. On top of that, there's a mob boss who has one of his own fighters in the match. As a general rule, crime bosses don't like to lose, meaning he'll go a long way to make sure his contestant comes out on top. Translation: There's a lot of danger in Gungren's future. While he doesn't have to actually win the tournament, showing up at all is a dicey situation. In fact, there's a better-than-average chance that he'll end up in the Afterlife during his first bout. But Gungren has little choice in the matter...unless he wants to turn back into a big dumb giant and lose his dream of becoming a full wizard once and for all. Note that the Ononokin series has adult themes and is not intended for children.
©2017, 2018 John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young (P)2021 Living Audio, C.I.C.
The Kidnapped Prince
Summary
A missing prince who's a hemp farmer. An orc full of cliches. A wizard apprentice starting his first Fate Quest. Gungren is tired of waiting to become a full-fledged wizard. Unfortunately for him, Whizzfiddle isn’t one who takes well to his apprentices pushing him around. But when the Fates decide to give one of their infamous quests to Gungren, it leaves Whizzfiddle with little choice but to lend his support. Unbeknownst to Whizzfiddle, though, the quest is only part one of three. They must travel to the Underworld in order to find and save the prince. But getting there isn't easy, especially since they have to bring along Princess Jill Henroot, who is the fiancée of the missing prince, and who happens to be quite a pain in the rump. Worse, the Fates have decided to film the entire adventure, making for one problem after another. It also seems there was something more to the original spell that had transformed Gungren from a dumb giant into the smart, squat, wizard wanna-be, and this set of quests may be the only thing to save him from reverting to what he once was.
©2016, 2018 John P. Logsdon & Christoper P. Young (P)2018 Living Audio, C.I.C.
Gappy's Gadgets
Summary
The endearingly hilarious tale about a young Gnome who strikes out on his own! Gappy Whirligig is an industrious Gnome who has yet to reach the Age of Tinkering. He's 42. But, as anyone who lives in the Gnome town of Hubintegler can tell you, things have a way of exploding when least expected. In a flash, Gappy's life flips upside down, leaving him to make the decision to either strike out on his own or become a 42-year-old foster child. Gappy demonstrates his industrious spirit as he leaves Hubintegler's rules and regulations behind and instead seeks to make his mark in the seedy town of Planoontik. Along with his Orc assistant, Shrit, Gappy fights through the red tape of starting a business, running a business, dealing with the local Halfia (the Halfling Mafia), and battling the competition. The land of Ononokin gets its influence as a hodgepodge from Monty Python, National Lampoon, Family Guy, Terry Pratchett, Discworld, Robert Asprin, Myth Adventures, Piers Anthony, Xanth, Douglas Adams, Harry Harrison, and countless other comedic mediums. Listeners will find a new, fun, comedic fantasy world to play in. Wizards, magic, Dwarfs, Orcs, Ogres, Trolls, Gnomes, Halflings, Vampires, Zombies, Dragons, Gorgans, and more fill the vastness of Ononokin.
©2015, 2017 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2017 Living Audio, C.I.C.
Bob the Zombie
Summary
Being a Zombie stinks... Bob is a Zombie who was just going about his business when a band of thieves stole his hand so they could make a batch of Elfagra (for men who need a little lift) in the Upperworld. While it's bad enough that they've swiped Bob's hand for such a purpose, it comes to the Zombie's attention that if the bad guys use the wrong technique it could cause a cosmic rift that will spell the real death of Bob...not just the long, drawn out one that comes with being a Zombie. Modacio is a thief who made an enormous mistake on her last job that resulted in the Thieves Guild putting a high price on her head. Working with her partner in crime, an Ogre named Kone, she sets in place a plan to deliver a gift to the chief of the Thieves Guild in exchange for having the bounty taken off her. Unfortunately, this means she has to steal the hand of a defenseless Zombie. But better his hand than her life, right? Bob turns to his only real friend, a Dwarf named Perkder, and asks for help in getting his hand back. The two slap on disguises and begin a journey to the Upperworld in an attempt to stop the thieves before it's too late. Fans of Monty Python and Discworld will find a grand new playground in the Tales From the Land of Ononokin series.
©2016 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2016 Living Audio, CIC
Master English Through Reading. Elementary to Intermediate
Summary
Master Englsih Through Reading Fast, Fun and Effective Method for Massively Improving Your English Vocabulary and Comprehension Do you want to move up from the elementary to the intermediate level? One of the most effective ways to learn new vocabulary and grammar is by reading. When learning a new language, it’s difficult to find real reading material of the right level. Essentially it needs to be easy enough so you can get started but challenging enough to ensure that you keep learning new and useful vocabulary at a manageable pace. Also, the only way to really progress with a language is to immerse yourself in it. This book is 100 percent in English but is written in a way that is accessible from the start. By the end you’ll not only be a lot more confident with your language skills but you’ll literally be thinking in English. The benefits of using this book include: Ten engaging articles written in a simple style to help you learn naturally. Over 200 new words and phrases introduced in context. See how the language is used in real life. All articles are written by a native English speaker. Every new word is explained in simple English. By learning English in English, you will learn a lot quicker. You will effectively begin to think in English, and this is a huge step toward your goal of fluency. Hundreds of example sentences so you can learn how to actually use the vocabulary. Comprehension questions. Make sure that you fully own what you have learned by testing yourself at the end of each article. If you are out of the beginner stage and trying to move from elementary to intermediate, then this book is perfect for you. Each article is short enough to be manageable but challenging enough that you will actually feel your English improve as you progress through the book.
©2015 Isaac Perrotta-Hays (P)2018 Isaac Perrotta-Hays
Ruins of Camelot
Summary
As the kingdom of Camelot descends into complacency, an ambitiously sadistic madman known as Merodach advances his rogue armies, recruiting by the sword and threatening revolt. Eighteen-year-old Princess Gabriella is the only one who understands the severity of the threat, but she is powerless to convince her father or her brave commoner husband, Darrick. With defeat all but certain, Gabriella sets out on a final, desperate quest. Her plan: to confront and defeat the madman, Merodach, before his armies can destroy everything she loves. Alone and on foot, she must cross the haunted magical wasteland known as the Tempest Barrens, where she is beset by mutant beasts, capricious magical creatures, and even the walking dead. In the end, wounded and hopeless, Gabriella finally confronts her nemesis and learns his final, horrible secret: He is not alone, and the forces he has allied with are far more powerful than anyone could have imagined.
©2013 G. Norman Lippert (P)2016 Living Audio & G. Norman Lippert
The Full Moon Event
Summary
Paulie Vergen is your average, everyday vampire. He's short, overweight, and balding, and he's a bit lacking in the realm of self-confidence. Life was what it was for Paulie until the day that a newly infected werewolf landed on his doorstep. That day launched the one (and only, to this point) adventure that Paulie had ever had ... and it was a doozy. Since new werewolves suffer from amnesia, Paulie dubs the werewolf "Mr. Biscuits" by night and "Burt Biscuits" by day (you know, because werewolves are only werewolves at night and all). Paulie has to help Burt get to Yezan, the land of the werewolves, in order to find help in getting Burt's memories back. Unfortunately, Stelan Bumache - the notable assassin who works for King Larkin in Yezan - has been hired to kill Burt. Will Paulie and Burt successfully navigate the treacherous path from Viq to Yezan while avoiding attempts by Stelan Bumache to destroy them both?
©2014 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2016 Living Audio, C.I.C.
A Quest of Undoing
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A drunk wizard. A lizard starting a nudie magazine. A former apprentice seeking revenge. After hundreds of years of wizardry, Master Whizzfiddle wants nothing more than to sit back and relax for the rest of his cursedly long life. His vindictive ex-apprentice has other plans. With a legal challenge out for his cushy guild membership, Whizzfiddle has 30 days to undertake a near-impossible quest.... To get the eternal rest he craves, the lazy wizard must travel with a band of creatures cursed to live out their worst qualities. Returning the ugly elf, the huge dwarf, and the terrified knight to their former glory will take courage. It’ll take perseverance. And for Whizzfiddle’s magic to keep him from a lifetime of hard labor, it’ll take a whole lot of booze.... A Quest of Undoing is the enchanting first book in the Ononokin comedic fantasy series. If you like absurd humor, original characters, and seeing fantasy tropes turned upside down, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s epically zany tale. Fans of Terry Pratchett, Robert Asprin, Piers Anthony, Discworld, Xanth, Myth Adventures, and/or Monty Python will have a blast with the hilarious Ononokin series.
©2013 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2016 Living Audio
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500 Phrases Vraiment Utiles en Anglais [500 Truly Useful English Phrases]
Summary
Voulez-vous vous en sortir et commencer à rapidement progresser ? Alors c'est le livre parfait pour vous aider à passer au niveau avancé et commencer à utiliser tous les jours l'Anglais couramment. Après des années d'enseignement à des étudiants intermédiaires qui ne semblaient jamais s'améliorer, j'ai décidé de chercher quel était le problème. Essentiellement, les élèves intermédiaires restent bloqués parce que l'apprentissage à ce stade est un particulièrement différent de celui du débutant. Vous avez maîtrisé la grammaire et le vocabulaire de base, mais la plupart des manuels continuent simplement comme si rien n'avait changé. Cependant, ce dont vous avez besoin à l'étape intermédiaire n'est pas seulement une grammaire et des listes de vocabulaire plus rudes, mais aussi d'être exposé à autant d'anglais 'réel' dans autant de situations 'concrètes' que possible. Cela vous aidera à commencer à comprendre ce que les gens sont en train de dire et pas seulement l'Anglais des 'manuels scolaire'. Il vous aidera aussi a naturellement 'gagner une sensation' de la langue. Parce que je n'arrivais pas à trouver de livre introduisant des phrases du quotidien en Anglais d'une manière amusante et engageante, j'ai décidé d'en écrire un moi-même. Chaque nouvelle phrase est introduite dans le contexte réel d'une histoire courte ou d'un article. Donc, en s'amusant et en lisant quelque chose d'intéressant, vous apprendrez naturellement plus vite. NOTE: Si vous achetez ce titre, un PDF d'accompagnement sera disponible dans votre Bibliothèque Audible, en plus du fichier audio. Please note: This audiobook is in French.
©2017 Isaac Perrotta Hays (P)2017 Isaac Perrotta Hays
The Girl on the Dock
Summary
Returning to the home of her grandfather after her final school year, Petra Morganstern is a changed young witch. Confident in her recent choices, yet plagued by dreams of what they cost her, Petra is unsure what to do with the rest of her life. Petra's one ray of hope is her young step-sister, Izabella, whose simple-minded charm is only offset by the awful Phyllis, her hateful mother. Desperate to protect Izabella from the increasing rages of Phyllis, Petra struggles to find balance between the forces that seek to rule her heart. Will she cling to the choices she has already made, upholding good over her own greatest desires, or will the ghost of power and revenge, always at work in the back room of her mind, be her final undoing? As things spiral out of control, Petra finds herself confronted with the unforgiving force of destiny, thrusting her into the ultimate choice one more time. Only this time, no one will be there to save the day. This time, the choice will be Petra's alone.
©2012 George Norman Lippert (P)2016 Living Audio & G. Norman Lippert