John P. Logsdon has 41 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 4 narrators, with an average listener rating of 4.8★ across 18 ratings. The most-rated is The Ian Dex Supernatural Thriller Series: Books 1 - 4 (Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department Box Sets).
Bane's Edge: A Piper & Payne Supernatural Thriller
Summary
She hates asking for backup....
Officers Piper Shaw and Reaper Payne are at it again. This time in San Francisco.
Lucien Bane wants blood. After turning from a mild-mannered wolf into a near-uber who is bent on dominating the city, he's now taken up shop in Alcatraz. And he's not alone. He's convinced a number of wolves to follow him by claiming he's descended from a god.
With the fate of San Francisco in their hands, Piper and Payne must pull out all the stops. They'll dig deep as they fight through Fisherman's Wharf, deal with difficult hotel clerks, and even play dress-up to entice Bane's minions out of a seedy nightclub. But none of that can prepare them for the ferocity of what's to come.
When push comes to shove, will Piper finally admit she needs the one thing she hates to ask for? Namely...backup.
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2019 John P. Logsdon
Blood Bane Tower
Summary
Multiple dragons and a trip through hell...what could go wrong? A dragon has prepared a deathly surprise for the people living in the Overworld. She needs the soul of a wizard to unleash it, though. Ian Dex and the crew of the Las Vegas PPD end up trapped in the Netherworld. Worse, there are three dragons who are intent on eating them. Even worse, they get separated. Ian must traverse the nine levels of hell in order to get back to his team. Each level has its own set of rules that he must remember, and that's not easy when you have hungry dragons on your tail. One thing's for sure, this hell is nothing like the one described in Dante's Divine Comedy. It's far crazier. Will Ian survive? Will the team get reunited? Will they be able to stop the main dragon before she unleashes her wrath on the Overworld? Note: This book contains adult themes, adult language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned!
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 John P. Logsdon
Synthetic DNA
Summary
A set of heroes. A race of androids. A human-sized mouse wheel. Captain Don Harr and his misfit crew have returned to Segnal Prime 500 years in the future, where they learn that they're all heroes. But when it becomes clear that the race of androids has no need for sentient organic beings, things take a turn for the worse.... Harr and Geezer, having been imprisoned, have to put their heads together to find a way out of this mess. The rest of his crew are taken down to the planet to be paraded around and put through integration. Harr can only hope that a crew of miniature aliens can help to free them before it's too late.... Synthetic DNA is the hilarious fifth installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series. If you like wonky androids, absurd sci-fi, and time travel, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s fun adventure.
©2014 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 Living Audio, C.I.C.
Clash of Flames
Summary
Somebody has daddy issues.... Four amalgamites are searching for their brother, and they're willing to kill the cops in the Las Vegas PPD to get to him. The problem is that there's only supposed to be one amalgamite in existence: Ian Dex. It quickly becomes apparent that four like him could easily overpower his crew, and so he does the only thing he can think of to ensure their safety. He tricks them. But Ian knows the amalgamites will hunt them down unless they're well hidden. Unfortunately, he can only think of one place they'll be safe: Hell. On the plus side, that means he'll get to train with those sexy Netherworld dwellers known as the valkyries. Silver lining. Too bad they're intent on kicking the crap out of him as he prepares for the final showdown. Will Ian be able to protect his fellow officers, the Vegas Strip, and himself...or has he finally met something beyond his capabilities? And is there something more to all of this that will shake Ian's world to the core? If you like Jim Butcher, Domino Finn, Michael Anderle, M. D. Massey, Rick Gualtieri, Orlando A. Sanchez, K.F. Breene, Shayne Silvers, Ilona Andrews, Brad Magnarella, Patricia Briggs, or Kim Harrison...you'll have a blast with the seventh audiobook in the Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department. Buy Clash of Flames for a fun-filled listen in Ian Dex’s world today!
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 John P. Logsdon
Platoon F: Quadology
Summary
The Overseers have taken control of Platoon F! That's hours and hours of sci-fi mayhem, including an outtake at the very end that will have you in stitches! Mission 6: Warped Conduit Mission 7: Kidnap on Fantasy Planet Mission 8: Veli Unveiled Mission 9: The Search for Veli Captain Harr and his crew of misfits have fallen under the control of the Overseers. They're tasked with stopping worlds from advancing technologically because the Overseers fear that they'll be usurped one day. But when the crew starts to get suspicious about odd goings on, they land on the radar of the most deadly beast of them all. Jump in today and grab the four missions that will seriously push the boundaries of insanity, absurdity, and reality. If you want laughs, you'll find them in Platoon F!
©2015 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 Living Audio, C.I.C.
The Kidnapped Prince
Summary
A missing prince who's a hemp farmer. An orc full of cliches. A wizard apprentice starting his first Fate Quest. Gungren is tired of waiting to become a full-fledged wizard. Unfortunately for him, Whizzfiddle isn’t one who takes well to his apprentices pushing him around. But when the Fates decide to give one of their infamous quests to Gungren, it leaves Whizzfiddle with little choice but to lend his support. Unbeknownst to Whizzfiddle, though, the quest is only part one of three. They must travel to the Underworld in order to find and save the prince. But getting there isn't easy, especially since they have to bring along Princess Jill Henroot, who is the fiancée of the missing prince, and who happens to be quite a pain in the rump. Worse, the Fates have decided to film the entire adventure, making for one problem after another. It also seems there was something more to the original spell that had transformed Gungren from a dumb giant into the smart, squat, wizard wanna-be, and this set of quests may be the only thing to save him from reverting to what he once was.
©2016, 2018 John P. Logsdon & Christoper P. Young (P)2018 Living Audio, C.I.C.
The SSMC Reluctant
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An identity change. A spaceship that travels on rails. A new captain who never saw this coming. Commodore Don Harr is being punished due to a military mistake. He has been physically altered, given a new identity, and placed in charge of the antiquated ship known as the SSMC Reluctant. Their first task is to fly the old beast around the planet in celebration of her 50th anniversary. But during flight, new orders arrive. Harr learns that their true mission is to destroy a nearby Kortnor space station. Worse, it's a suicide mission.... As Harr works with his crew to figure out alternatives to going down in flames, special agent Kek fights to ensure they all die as planned. But something even stranger is going on, and it'll take a bit of sleuthing on Harr's part to figure out precisely what it is.... The SSMC Reluctant is the hilarious first installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series. If you like warped comedy, ridiculous physics, and more innuendo than you can shake a stick at, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s insane story.
©2014, 2016 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2016 Living Audio, C.I.C.
The Merging
Summary
Oh, those naughty supernaturals.... Ian Dex fights fiendish ubernaturals, battles smoking hot mages, and can seduce a succubus in an instant. He's also the chief of the Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department (PPD).... where it's always crazy, completely unpredictable, and loaded with snark. A new demon-powered mage has arrived on the Strip and he's quite a tool. Worse, he looks like a flippin' Chippendales model.... and he knows it. Ian Dex and his crew have to cut their way through a megalomaniac vampire, a lunatic werewolf, a seriously annoying fae, and a buttload of demons in order to take down Captain Hot Pants. All in a day's pay.... except that they work at night. If you like Jim Butcher, Domino Finn, Michael Anderle, Rick Gualtieri, Orlando A. Sanchez, K.F. Breene, Shayne Silvers, Ilona Andrews, Brad Magnarella, Patricia Briggs, or Kim Harrison you'll have a blast with the first book in the Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department series. Note: This audiobook contains adult themes, adult language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned! Buy The Merging for a fun-filled listen in Ian Dex’s world TODAY!
©2017 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 John P. Logsdon
Gappy's Gadgets
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The endearingly hilarious tale about a young Gnome who strikes out on his own! Gappy Whirligig is an industrious Gnome who has yet to reach the Age of Tinkering. He's 42. But, as anyone who lives in the Gnome town of Hubintegler can tell you, things have a way of exploding when least expected. In a flash, Gappy's life flips upside down, leaving him to make the decision to either strike out on his own or become a 42-year-old foster child. Gappy demonstrates his industrious spirit as he leaves Hubintegler's rules and regulations behind and instead seeks to make his mark in the seedy town of Planoontik. Along with his Orc assistant, Shrit, Gappy fights through the red tape of starting a business, running a business, dealing with the local Halfia (the Halfling Mafia), and battling the competition. The land of Ononokin gets its influence as a hodgepodge from Monty Python, National Lampoon, Family Guy, Terry Pratchett, Discworld, Robert Asprin, Myth Adventures, Piers Anthony, Xanth, Douglas Adams, Harry Harrison, and countless other comedic mediums. Listeners will find a new, fun, comedic fantasy world to play in. Wizards, magic, Dwarfs, Orcs, Ogres, Trolls, Gnomes, Halflings, Vampires, Zombies, Dragons, Gorgans, and more fill the vastness of Ononokin.
©2015, 2017 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2017 Living Audio, C.I.C.
Earthlings
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A Rear Admiral returns. A mission is scheduled. An inquisition is underway. Captain Don Harr is told that the crew of Platoon F is going to travel back to planet Earth for further study. But Rear Admiral Parfait has decided he wants to join the mission, acting in the role of Senior Diplomat.... As they head off to the planet they'd visited during their last mission, they soon find they've somehow arrived 500 years in the past. Worse, one of Harr's officers is captured by religious zealots and they've sentenced her to death because they believe she's a witch.... Earthlings is the hilarious fourth installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series. If you like time-travel comedies, face-palm physics, and a complete lack of political correctness, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s warped story.
©2014 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2017 Living Audio C.I.C.
Kidnap on Fantasy Planet
Summary
Love lost, cavemen found, and a kidnapping to cap it all off. Captain Don Harr has learned that love is not all it’s cracked up to be, especially when the woman he loves has decided to lead a sexual revolution on her home planet. Fortunately, it’s hard staying depressed when you’ve got the Overseers as your employer. Overseer Frexle tasks Harr and Geezer with stopping a couple of cavemen from going beyond the discovery of fire, which is insane but should prove enough to keep Harr’s mind off of lost love. While dealing with the cavemen, an urgent message comes in from Fantasy Planet. It seems that Platoon F’s previous commanding officer, Stanley Parfait, has been kidnapped! The message reads that if the group of ruffians doesn’t get their demands met, they’ll kill the man. To make matters worse, it turns out that Lord Overseer Veli is rather angry to hear of Platoon F’s visits to Fantasy Planet, and he wants them off of the world immediately!
©2015, 2018 John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young (P)2018 Living Audio, C.I.C.
Warped Conduit
Summary
A new master. A tug on the heartstrings. A mission to destroy a planet. After breaking away from the Segnal Space Marine Corps, the crew of The SSMC Reluctant is searching for what to do next. Unfortunately, a race of beings who call themselves "The Overseers" already have plans for them. It's one of those deals they can't refuse. Worse, Captain Don Harr quickly learns that his new masters truly want everyone who isn't an Overseer to die. It means no competition... Fortunately, there is a new political movement that is requesting that entire planets not be destroyed anymore. They crew has to travel to a planet that is making technological headway on a warp drive and destroy the device before it's too late. If they fail, the planet will be annihilated and every member of Platoon F will be summarily executed. To make things even more trying, Harr believes he's finally found the love of his life. Worse, she's the lead scientist on the warp drive project... Warped Conduit is the hilarious sixth installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series. If you like quirky aliens, naughty overlords, and silly adventures, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s fun-filled adventure.
©2015 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2015 John P. Logsdon
Sinister: Unsacred
Summary
Turns out that mind-control drugs really suck... It was bad enough for Evangeline to spend a year running for her life. Now, she was stuck between the Houses who were hunting for her, the hellion-run mob, and an army of normals who are on a power-drug. Oh, and let's not forget the team of Directors controlling the Black Ops Paranormal Police Department...they don't give two shits about her living or dying, they just want their missions completed. To make make matters even more fun, Andras and his merry band of asshole-hellions have taken over the mob. It provides him with a more organized way of taking out Evangeline, but it also gives him a taste of power that he's not had before. It's intoxicating. At this point, Eve can't help but wonder if surrendering and being gutted wouldn't be the smartest choice. It's a damn shame that all those years being mentored by Garrick had kicked her in the scruples. Leaving the city of Los Angeles to fall under the influence of a deadly drug combination just doesn't sit well with her. Too bad that fighting against the rash of normals who are on the stuff is akin to doing battle with mindless-zombies. Not those slow, meandering type who mumble a lot, either. I'm talking the incredibly fast, ferocious kind who seriously enjoy a nice afternoon chomping on someone's throat. But Eve has picked up the scent of something in all this, and when she unveils what she's learned, the tables begin to turn. The worry is whether or not they'll turn before Evangeline, her team, and the city of Los Angeles gets shredded.... The Paranormal Police Department has delighted thousands of listeners with action, adventure, outrageous (and often offensive) comedy, and tons of snark. Grab your badge and join the legion of fans who keep begging for more....
©2019 John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young (P)2020 John P. Logsdon
Angry Robots: 2.0
Summary
A celebration. A sudden flood of sludge. A group of pissed-off robots. Captain Don Harr and the crew of The SSMC Reluctant are being honored at a banquet. But while they're getting medals pinned on, the electricity goes out and the place fills with sewage. Worse, Rear Admiral Stanley Parfait takes it upon himself to protect Captain Harr's buttocks... It's soon learned that the robots who run the sewers have had enough. They want to get out of the sewers and build a life for themselves that's not so damn degrading. Worse, they've cunningly stolen a ship from the museum and have taken it off the rails… Angry Robots is the hilarious second installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series. If you like goofy comedies, insane physics, and tons of innuendo, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s zany story.
©2014 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2017 Living Audio, C.I.C.
The Search for Veli
Summary
The distant past. A collision course. A reveal Harr never saw coming. With Lord Overseer Veli on the run, Captain Don Harr and his crew of misfits must travel through time to take the bastard down. But screwing with the timeline causes rifts that interrupt everything Harr had ever known.... Platoon F has to struggle through this mind-bending adventure or the thin line between existence and nothingness will be shattered. Worse, it turns out the empty seat of Lord Overseer could actually have been filled by someone even worse than Veli.... The Search for Veli is the hilarious ninth installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series. If you like warped time travel, racy comedy, and physics that will seriously cause you to face-palm multiple times, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s outrageous adventure. Buy The Search for Veli today and learn what really happened to the dinosaurs!
©2015 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2018 Living Audio, C.I.C.
The SSMC Voyeur
Summary
A probe returns. There's a request for a shipment of space bars. An admiral wants blood. Rear Admiral Parfait is on holiday when an archaic space probe returns to Segnal Prime. It has a message for the people of the planet, which seems innocuous enough, but Rear Admiral Conster sees it as an act of war. That means Captain Don Harr is in charge of fighting that war.... Platoon F is put on a long trek to attack the planet that returned the probe. But it's many lifetimes away, and Harr doesn't exactly want to die on the ship during flight. Chief Engineer Geezer has been working on an instantaneous device that promises to solve the problem. Unfortunately, the robot doesn't quite know how it works, and that means The SSMC Reluctant is going to visit a hell of a lot more than the planet she's supposed to attack.... The SSMC Voyeur is the hilarious third installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series. If you like innuendo-laced comedies, goofy science fiction, and strange alien encounters, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s nutty story.
©2014, 2016 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2016 Living Audio, CIC
Bob the Zombie
Summary
Being a Zombie stinks... Bob is a Zombie who was just going about his business when a band of thieves stole his hand so they could make a batch of Elfagra (for men who need a little lift) in the Upperworld. While it's bad enough that they've swiped Bob's hand for such a purpose, it comes to the Zombie's attention that if the bad guys use the wrong technique it could cause a cosmic rift that will spell the real death of Bob...not just the long, drawn out one that comes with being a Zombie. Modacio is a thief who made an enormous mistake on her last job that resulted in the Thieves Guild putting a high price on her head. Working with her partner in crime, an Ogre named Kone, she sets in place a plan to deliver a gift to the chief of the Thieves Guild in exchange for having the bounty taken off her. Unfortunately, this means she has to steal the hand of a defenseless Zombie. But better his hand than her life, right? Bob turns to his only real friend, a Dwarf named Perkder, and asks for help in getting his hand back. The two slap on disguises and begin a journey to the Upperworld in an attempt to stop the thieves before it's too late. Fans of Monty Python and Discworld will find a grand new playground in the Tales From the Land of Ononokin series.
©2016 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2016 Living Audio, CIC
Dragon's Torment
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Don't grapple with a dragon in his territory.... Welcome to the Badlands Paranormal Police Department, where Chief Ezekias "Zeke" Phoenix — a dragon who believes rules are meant to be followed — has accepted his new post. His job is simple: Keep the fragile peace between dragons, hellions, and the denizens of hell. The rules in Infernal City are even simpler: Mind your business, watch your back, shoot first, and don’t bother asking questions. When a dead hellion crashes into his life, Zeke and the Badlands PPD will break all the rules of the City. To find the killer, he’s going to make some powerful enemies who would prefer to see the new dragon chief of the PPD retired…permanently. If Zeke fails, the Badlands will plunge into a civil war. But success will stick a target on his back, and his enemies rarely miss.... ~~~~~~ The Paranormal Police Department has delighted thousands of fans with action, adventure, outrageous comedy, and tons of snark. Grab your badge and join the legion of fans who keep begging for more....
©2018 John P. Logsdon & Orlando A. Sanchez (P)2020 John P. Logsdon
The Full Moon Event
Summary
Paulie Vergen is your average, everyday vampire. He's short, overweight, and balding, and he's a bit lacking in the realm of self-confidence. Life was what it was for Paulie until the day that a newly infected werewolf landed on his doorstep. That day launched the one (and only, to this point) adventure that Paulie had ever had ... and it was a doozy. Since new werewolves suffer from amnesia, Paulie dubs the werewolf "Mr. Biscuits" by night and "Burt Biscuits" by day (you know, because werewolves are only werewolves at night and all). Paulie has to help Burt get to Yezan, the land of the werewolves, in order to find help in getting Burt's memories back. Unfortunately, Stelan Bumache - the notable assassin who works for King Larkin in Yezan - has been hired to kill Burt. Will Paulie and Burt successfully navigate the treacherous path from Viq to Yezan while avoiding attempts by Stelan Bumache to destroy them both?
©2014 John P. Logsdon & Christopher P. Young (P)2016 Living Audio, C.I.C.
Bangkok Warlock
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Why sell your soul when you can rent it? Mark Vedis is an average cop. Average for a mage in the Paranormal Police Department (PPD), anyway. After years of doing the jobs nobody else wanted, his career, and life, seemed to be on hold. Then he met a foul-mouthed demon who filled him with power, turned him into a warlock, and dumped him into a world of wealth and debauchery that was disturbing at best. When an enemy strikes who is far beyond what the cops in the PPD have ever seen, Mark is forced to travel to Thailand and face threats from all sides. But he soon learns that the chief of the Bangkok PPD is on the take, the local mafia is stirring up trouble, two of his team members have already been killed, and his new partners have trouble keeping their clothes on in public. Okay, the public nudity is probably the least of his worries. Worst of all, everyone in the supernatural community despises what he's become. To them, warlock is a dirty word. But they haven't seen how dirty he can get.... Note: This audiobook contains adult themes and language. It's also loaded with sexual innuendo, juvenile humor, and bloodshed. Consider yourself warned! Thousands of listeners have found a home with the paranormal police department. Get your badge today!
©2018 John P. Logsdon, Noah K. Sturdevant (P)2019 John P. Logsdon