Lisa Cordileone has narrated 40 audiobooks on Listento.it by 34 authors, with an average listener rating of 4.5★ across 512 ratings. The most-rated is Keepers of the Garden.
Keepers of the Garden
Summary
A young man wanting to explore past-life regression discovers this is his first lifetime on Earth. All his other existences were on alien worlds and in other dimensions. As this unique case is explored further, he finds out that his association with extraterrestrials did not cease with these other lives. The interaction with UFOs and aliens has continued during all his present life, although the information was protectively hidden by his subconscious. This strange case reveals the motives behind present-day involvement between UFOs and humans and the hopes and expectations of our creators for their garden. We are the garden - the gardeners are extraterrestrials from other worlds.
©1993 Dolores Cannon (P)2015 Dolores Cannon
Gemina
Summary
Brace yourself for Gemina — the highly anticipated sequel to the book critics called “out-of-this-world awesome,” — featuring journal illustrations by best-selling author Marie Lu! Moving to a space station at the edge of the galaxy was always going to be the death of Hanna's social life. Nobody said it might actually get her killed. The sci-fi saga that began with the breakout best seller Illuminae continues onboard the Jump Station Heimdall, where two new characters will confront the next wave of the BeiTech assault. Hanna is the station captain's pampered daughter, Nik the reluctant member of a notorious crime family. But while the pair are struggling with the realities of life aboard the galaxy's most boring space station, little do they know that Kady Grant and the Hypatia are headed right toward Heimdall, carrying news of the Kerenza invasion. When an elite BeiTech strike team invades the station, Hanna and Nik are thrown together to defend their home. But alien predators are picking off the station residents one by one, and a malfunction in the station's wormhole means the space-time continuum might be ripped in two before dinner. Soon Hanna and Nik aren't just fighting for their own survival; the fate of everyone on the Hypatia - and possibly the known universe - is in their hands. But relax. They've totally got this. They hope. Once again told through a compelling dossier of emails, IMs, classified files, transcripts, and schematics, Gemina raises the stakes of the Illuminae Files, hurling listeners into an enthralling new story that will leave them breathless. Narrated by Carla Corvo, MacLeod Andrews, Steve West, Erik Davies, Lisa Cordileone, and a full cast. Praise for Illuminae A New York Times Best seller A PW Best seller “Out-of-this-world awesome.” (Kirkus Reviews, Starred) “Stylistically mesmerizing.” (Publishers Weekly, Starred) “An arresting visual experience.” (Booklist, Starred) “A game-changer.” (Shelf Awareness, Starred)
©2016 Amie Kaufman & Jay Kristoff (P)2016 Listening Library
Shouting at the Rain
Summary
From the author of the New York Times best seller Fish in a Tree comes a compelling story about perspective and learning to love the family you have. Delsie loves tracking the weather - lately, though, it seems the squalls are in her own life. She's always lived with her kindhearted Grammy, but now, she's looking at their life with new eyes and wishing she could have a "regular family". Delsie observes other changes in the air, too - the most painful being a friend who's outgrown her. Luckily, she has neighbors with strong shoulders to support her, and Ronan, a new friend who is caring and courageous but also troubled by the losses he's endured. As Ronan and Delsie traipse around Cape Cod on their adventures, they both learn what it means to be angry versus sad, broken versus whole, and abandoned versus loved. And that, together, they can weather any storm.
©2019 Lynda Mullaly Hunt (P)2019 Listening Library
Just Jorie
Summary
Some believe that special someone is out there just waiting to be found. Jorie Andolini is one of those people and has spent a lot of time envisioning that moment. She bumps into a woman at a grocery store, the woman drops a can of peas, Jorie picks it up, their eyes meet, and two souls connect. But it's actually a wasted trip to New York, a snowstorm, and a canceled flight home that puts her in the path of Lena Vaughn. Lena has found fault in every man she's ever dated. Her dream of finding a husband is dwindling with every year that passes. Despite what her friends say, Lena doesn't believe she has a fear of commitment, she simply hasn't found a man she wanted to commit to. It comes as a surprise that in fact it is a woman who stirs those desires. For Lena, it's not really a matter of sexuality, it's just Jorie. Travel the road to happiness with Jorie and Lena. Two crazy old women, meddling friends, and cattitude are just some sights you'll see along the way.
©2013 Robin Alexander (P)2016 Dog Ear Audio
(Dis)content
Summary
I hate. I thought I hated before the letter, before the werewolves, but now I understand that was nothing more than a chip on my shoulder. The urbat took what was mine. And they will pay. Isabelle leads a very normal life...for an emotional syphon. If not for Ethan and his bar, she would have lost her sanity long ago. But everything changes with the crash of her fighting cage and a man who transforms into a wolf. There's something about Carlos - when he's not growling at her - that makes her do things she wouldn't normally do, like sigh and daydream. Attraction aside, she is faced the very real evidence that werewolves and urbat exist, and the urbat are after her. And the only way she can keep Ethan safe is to join with the werewolves and Carlos. It's a race against time to stop a war, fight for love, and find the last Judgement.
©2015 Melissa Haag (P)2016 Audible, Inc.
Bright Kids Who Can't Keep Up
Summary
Do you find yourself constantly asking your child to "pick up the pace"? Does he or she seem to take longer than others to get stuff done - whether completing homework, responding when spoken to, or getting dressed and ready in the morning? Drs. Ellen Braaten and Brian Willoughby have worked with thousands of kids and teens who struggle with an area of cognitive functioning called "processing speed" and who are often mislabeled as lazy or unmotivated. Filled with vivid stories and examples, this crucial resource demystifies processing speed and shows how to help kids (ages five to 18) catch up in this key area of development.
©2014 Ellen B. Braaten, Brian L. B. Willoughby (P)2015 Audiobooks.com Publishing
The Witch Squad Cozy Mystery Series Books 1 - 3
Summary
If you like quirky characters, lots of twists and turns in your mysteries, and a whole lot of fun, then The Witch Squad is for you! Included in this collection are the first three books: The Witch Squad, Son of a Witch, and Witch Degrees of Separation. Book one: The Witch Squad Nineteen-year-old Mercy Habernackle is a witch gone off the rails. Causing problems with the law in her hometown, she’s faced with two options: go to a correctional institution, or get shipped off to witch boarding school, or as her mother prefers to call it, finishing school. Choosing the latter, Mercy’s mother Linda drives her daughter cross-country to the Paranormal Institute for Witches, situated high in the beautiful Appalachian Mountains in cozy Aspen Falls, Pennsylvania. Upon arrival, Mercy is faced with cheerful smiles, friendly people, and a sticky-sweet roommate who has turned their dorm room into an advertisement for the Pottery Barn. Mercy had hoped her fellow witches would be more like her - dark, dreary, and a little bit self-destructive. When the murder of a local teenager takes place on the first day of class, Sorceress Stone, headmistress of the college for wayward witches, takes the class on a consulting job to help the Aspen Falls Police Department solve the murder. Mercy and her mismatched classmates find themselves in the heart of the murder investigation, and when the body of the murder victim suddenly goes missing, Mercy must put aside her feelings of resentment about her gift and put her paranormal abilities to good use. Book two: Son of a Witch Mercy Habernackle has just gotten the surprise of a lifetime. She has a brother...and not just any brother, but a dark, mysterious, and incredibly hot brother. Given up for adoption 24 years ago, Reign Alexander just wants to get to know his long-lost sister, but things take a dangerous turn when, on his first night in Aspen Falls, a woman ends up dead in Reign’s bed! Desperate to prove her brother’s innocence and save her mother from heartache, Mercy enlists the help of the Witch Squad to find out who really killed Harper Bradshaw. But when Mercy discovers that her brother has been lying to her since he got to town, she must ask herself if her brother is really as innocent as he begs her to believe? Book three: Witch Degrees of Separation The first six weeks of witch college has been emotionally draining and physically exhausting for Mercy Habernackle. She’s had to adjust to a new environment and to a new group of friends. She’s solved several murders, saved her roommate from an abduction, found out she had a brother, and her mother came to town. All she wants is a break. When her roommate suggests the Witch Squad take flying lessons as a way to unwind, Mercy is happy to cut loose.
©2017 M.Z. Andrews (P)2020 M.Z. Andrews
Master of One
Summary
Sinister sorcery. Gallows humor. A queer romance so glorious it could be right out of fae legend itself. Master of One is a fantasy unlike any other. Rags the thief has never met a pocket he couldn’t pick, but when he’s captured by a sorcerer with world-ending plans, he realizes even he is in over his head. Forced to use his finely honed skills to nab pieces of an ancient fae relic, Rags is stunned to discover that those “relics” just happen to be people: A distractingly handsome Fae prince, A too-honorable Queensguard deserter, A scrappy daughter of a disgraced noble family, A deceptively sweet-natured prince, A bona fide member of the Resistance, And him. Rags. They may all be captives in the sorcerer’s terrible scheme, but that won’t stop them from fighting back. And, sure, six unexpected allies against one wicked enemy doesn’t make for generous odds, but lucky for him, Rag’s not generous - he’s smart. And he has a plan that just might get them out of this alive. With the heist and intrigue of Six of Crows and the dark fairy tale feel of The Cruel Prince, this young adult fantasy debut will have readers rooting for a pair of reluctant heroes as they take on a world-ending fae prophecy, a malicious royal plot, and, most dangerously of all, their feelings for each other.
©2020 Jaida Jones (P)2020 HarperCollins Publishers
That Boy Series (3 Book Series)
Summary
Fall in love with the boy next door in this sweet romance series by USA Today best-selling author Jillian Dodd. This special edition includes all three books in the series: That Boy, That Wedding, and That Baby. This is a story about friendships that span from grade school through college, and there is no love triangle.
©2014 Jillian Dodd (P)2016 Jillian Dodd Inc.
The Fall
Summary
Noel Savino has no problems attracting women. After several failed relationships, she's more than happy to keep it casual. Sunny Chase is willing to be another notch on Noel's bedpost after a tragedy of her own. Despite their playful intentions, they find themselves poised to fall, especially if Noel's old-school Italian mother and Sunny's cross-dressing uncle have anything to say about it. The only thing standing in their way is Noel's niece, Harper, who is also captivated by one of the Chase women. Love becomes a complicated family affair. Robin Alexander's latest romantic comedy has all the ingredients to warm you on the inside as you slip into the fall.
©2014 Sheri Payton (P)2016 Dog Ear Audio
The Witch Squad Cozy Mystery Series, Books 4-6
Summary
If you like quirky characters, lots of twists and turns in your mysteries, and a whole lot of fun, then the Witch Squad is for you! Included in this collection: Witch Pie It’s Thanksgiving break at the Paranormal Institute for Witches. With a week off of school, the girls of the Witch Squad think they’re finally going to be able to enjoy a little needed downtime. But as they start making plans for their big holiday dinner party, they discover that Alba has yet to contact Tony, her husband from back home. After finally convincing her to call him, what she discovers sends the girls into a state of shock. Will their Thanksgiving be as magical as they’d all hoped it to be? Or, will the tragedy that has befallen one of their loved ones ruin Thanksgiving forever? This novella is book four in the Witch Squad Cozy Mystery series. It does move the plotline between the characters along and the mystery is a complete story, but it is shorter than previous novels. A Very Mercy Christmas Excited to go home for the holidays and be reunited with their families, Mercy, Jax, Holly, Sweets, and Alba say their good-byes. However, when an unpredicted snowstorm ravages Aspen Falls, the girls must scramble to figure out their next move. Tempers flare as blame is placed, and feelings are hurt. By the looks of it, Christmas will surely be ruined. But when a surprise visitor arrives, the girls are forced to find out what friendship really means and decide whether or not it’s worth saving. Visited by some blasts from the past, the girls are given glimpses into each other’s pasts and find out what life would have been like if they’d never met and formed the Witch Squad on the first day of classes. A Very Mercy Christmas is the fifth book in the Witch Squad Cozy Mystery series. There is no mystery to solve; instead, sit back and enjoy a Christmas story about what went down over the Witch Squad’s first winter break and get a glimpse into the lives of each of the girls before they met. Where Witches Lie Holiday break is over, and the girls are finally back at the Paranormal Institute for Witches. The campus is now blanketed with a thick layer of snow, thanks to the Christmas Eve storm that covered the tiny town of Aspen Falls, Pennsylvania. Unfortunately, the first day back isn’t starting off so well. First, a new girl picks a fight with Alba in the cafeteria. Then, she sets her sights on Houston Brooks. But when one of the girls’ beloved school employees is found dead, things really take a turn for the worse. When the dearly departed’s ghost fingers the murderer, it seems like it’s an open-and-shut case. But is it, really? Mercy’s not so sure. Convincing Alba and the rest of the girls to help her figure out the truth may not only land them in hot water with Sorceress Stone once again, but it may also put their lives in danger. Rejoin your old friends, Mercy, Jax, Sweets, Holly, and Alba for a wild ride that ends with a wedding and a surprise guest! This is book six in the Witch Squad Cozy Mystery Series, a clean cozy mystery series. Individual books are also as audiobooks! Each audiobook in the series is a stand-alone mystery and can be listened to without listening to the entire series, but the relationships between the characters are a continuation from book to book. Enjoy clean fun for all ages. No sex, gore, or foul language.
©2020 M.Z. Andrews (P)2020 M.Z. Andrews
19 Love Songs
Summary
The New York Times best-selling author of Every Day, Someday, and Two Boys Kissing is back with a short story collection about love - perfect for Valentine's Day or year-round listening! A resentful member of a high school Quiz Bowl team with an unrequited crush. A Valentine's Day in the life of Every Day's protagonist, "A". A return to the characters of Two Boys Kissing. 19 Love Songs, from New York Times best-selling author David Levithan, delivers all of these stories and more. Born from Levithan's tradition of writing a story for his friends each Valentine's Day, this collection brings all of them to his listeners for the first time. With fiction, nonfiction, and a story in verse, there's something for every listener here. Witty, romantic, and honest, teens (and adults) will come to this collection not only on Valentine's Day, but all year round.
©2020 David Levithan (P)2020 Listening Library
That Wedding
Summary
The gorgeous engagement ring on my finger mimics my happiness. I feel so sparkly, glittery, and full of promise, because I absolutely know he's that boy. The boy I want to marry. My prince. My happily ever after. But then our pastor starts asking lots of questions. His parents say I haven't dealt with my past. I have horrible wedding disaster dreams. I can't find the perfect dress. I have to manipulate him to get my way. An old boyfriend asks me to run away with him. My best friend says I'm going to ruin everything. And forever starts to sound like a really long time. Which totally freaks me out and makes me question everything I know. Should best friends get married? Will my past affect our relationship? Are my horrible dreams a warning? Will I ever find a dress? Could his sexiness be clouding my judgment? Am I going to ruin everything? Or is it just a case of cold feet? And then I have to decide. Am I willing to give up on true love forever, or am I going to listen to my heart and marry him?
©2012 Jill Wagner (P)2012 Jillian Dodd
What Happens Next
Summary
In this heartfelt and accessible middle-grade novel perfect for fans of The Thing About Jellyfish, a young girl throws herself into solving a local mystery to keep from missing her older sister, who has been sent to an eating-disorder treatment facility. Astronomy-obsessed Abby McCourt should be thrilled about the solar eclipse her small town of Moose Junction is about to witness, but she’s not. After her older sister, Blair, was sent away for an eating disorder, Abby has been in a funk. Desperate to dull the pain her sister’s absence has left, she teams up with a visiting astronomer to help track down his long-lost telescope. Though this is supposed to take Abby’s mind off the distance between her and Blair, what she finds may bring her closer to her sister than she ever thought possible.
©2020 Claire Swinarski (P)2020 HarperCollins Publishers
Kettlebell Workout for Women and Carnivore Diet 2-in-1 Value Bundle
Summary
Want to burn as many calories per minute as running a six-minute mile would...without actually running? Are you tired of feeling weak and ashamed of the extra pounds you’ve put on, wanting desperately to lose weight and finally feel confident in your bare skin? Are you looking for a way to melt fat fast, one that won’t require hours upon hours of training or end up being tough on your joints? Have you tried weight training as a way to lose weight in the past, yet felt completely lost in the jungle of strange-looking equipment, and didn’t know what to do with your body? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then the kettlebell may just become your new best friend. For rapid weight loss, kettlebell work-outs are one of the most effective ways to get that toned, sexy body you’ve always wanted. According to Livestrong, several studies have been conducted revealing how subjects burned an average of 20 calories per minute during kettlebell work-outs. That’s the same number of calories burned per minute as a six-minute mile run! Knowing that - along with the fact that kettlebell exercises can be done by anyone of any fitness level - who wouldn’t rush straight to Amazon, order a kettlebell or two, and get started right away? Don’t jump in just yet, though! You’ll need proper guidance to help you through the process to avoid injuries and set you on the right track toward success. In Kettlebells for Women, you will discover: Why training with nothing but kettlebells is the secret you’ve been searching for to experience permanent fat loss without spending countless hours at the gym Exactly how to begin your kettlebell weight-loss journey, even if you’ve never touched a kettlebell or tried strength training before Nine fully mapped-out kettlebell work-out routines for toning your entire body, ranging from beginner to advanced level Step-by-step guidance on how to perform each exercise, allowing you to perfect your form and accelerate fat-burn for quick results The surprising benefits that using kettlebell exercises offers for weight loss, allowing your dream of finally achieving that lean, trimmed body you’ve always wanted to become reality A compilation of the best warm-up and cool-down exercises to complement your kettlebell training, reducing the risk of injuries and boosting your performance Bonus: How to design your own foolproof kettlebell routine according to your fitness goals and athletic abilities And much more. It doesn’t matter if you live in an apartment, a house, or a dorm room - kettlebell work-outs are something you can do anywhere, even if you don’t have much space to work with. With very little equipment, it’ll be the easiest and most effective at-home gym setup you can get at minimal expense. If you’re a busy bee like many of us are these days, you can still conveniently squeeze in a work-out that packs a punch in just 30 minutes or less. No matter how full your schedule, anyone can set aside half an hour if it means the difference between having a muffin top or looking toned and sexy. Say good-bye to intimidating gym sessions, and say hello to your stubborn fat’s worst nightmare.
©2020 Samuel Gill (P)2020 Samuel Gill
A Very Mercy Christmas
Summary
It's Christmas time at the Paranormal Institute for Witches. Excited to go home for the holidays and be reunited with their families, Mercy, Jax, Holly, Sweets, and Alba say their goodbyes. However, when an unpredicted snowstorm ravages Aspen Falls, the girls must scramble to figure out their next move. Tempers flare as blame is placed and feelings are hurt. By the looks of it, Christmas will surely be ruined. But when a surprise visitor arrives, the girls are forced to find out what friendship really means and decide whether or not it's worth saving. Visited by some blasts from the past, the girls are given glimpses into each other's pasts and find out what life would have been like if they'd never met and formed the Witch Squad on the first day of classes. A Very Mercy Christmas is the fifth book in the Witch Squad Cozy Mystery series - there is no mystery to solve, instead sit back and enjoy a Christmas story about what went down over the Witch Squad's first winter break and get a glimpse into the lives of each of the girls before they met.
©2016 M.Z. Andrews (P)2018 M.Z. Andrews
Kitty Valentine Dates a Best Man
Summary
Spin the wheel. Date the guy. Six years ago, Kitty Valentine took the book world by storm when her sweet debut romance hit number one on the New York Times best sellers list, which was followed by a string of successful releases. Her latest novel, however, totally bombs, causing her editor to suggest she write much sexier books. To Kitty, writing smut is the literary equivalent of stripping. But with no advance coming in and her royalties dipping to an all-time low, Kitty has no choice. Armed with a hot-guy spinning prize wheel, made by her best friend, listing all the different types of men she will date and then write about, Kitty will be spinning - not stripping - her way back onto the best sellers list.
©2020 Jillian Dodd (P)2020 Jillian Dodd
Kitty Valentine Dates a Cowboy
Summary
Spin the wheel. Date the guy. Six years ago, Kitty Valentine took the book world by storm when her sweet debut romance hit number one on the New York Times best sellers list, which was followed by a string of successful releases. Her latest novel, however, totally bombs, causing her editor to suggest she write much sexier books. To Kitty, writing smut is the literary equivalent of stripping. But with no advance coming in and her royalties dipping to an all-time low, Kitty has no choice. Armed with a hot guy spinning prize wheel, made by her best friend, listing all the different types of men she will date and then write about, Kitty will be spinning - not stripping - her way back onto the best sellers list.
©2020 Jillian Dodd (P)2020 Jillian Dodd
Potty Training and Positive Toddler Discipline
Summary
Help your child do their business, like it’s nobody’s business. Do you want to potty train your child, and yet you have no idea where to begin, let alone which method to use? Are you unsure of if your child is even ready to become potty trained? Alternatively, have you tried potty training your child in the past with no success, leaving both you and your child feeling frustrated? As any parent would acknowledge, potty training can be a hassle, yet it’s essential for the overall wellbeing of your child. According to Erickson’s theory of development, unsuccessful potty training may lead to negative psychological effects, including: Low self-esteem Dependency on others And insecurity, to name a few No parent would ever wish those things upon their child, especially if all it takes to avoid is to teach them one life-long skill. While potty training may seem like a dreadful, time-staking task, there are different methods you can use to make the process successful, while also enjoyable. In Potty Training and Positive Toddler Discipline, you will discover: The three aspects of your child’s developmental stage indicating they’re ready to take on potty training A foolproof five-step plan to make potty training a success, even if you’ve failed in the past Step-by-step guidance on the various potty training methods you can use based on your child’s specific needs The surprising health benefit potty training poses to your child when they finally get rid of those bothersome diapers The common potty training mistake parents make, and how to avoid it in order to streamline the process How to know if your child is experiencing regression, as well as how to manage it without losing weeks of hard work The secret to potty training success without spending more than $100, no planning required And much more By successfully potty training your child, not only will you be the proudest parent in the world, but your child will also gain a sense of independence and confidence. After all, what parent wouldn’t want to see their child’s face light up in glee once they realize they’ve accomplished a new skill? The money you save on diapers will also allow you to focus those savings elsewhere, such as your child’s college fund, or even their dream birthday party. Although you may be feeling overwhelmed and as if potty training is an impossible task to achieve, there is one crucial thing to remember: You know your child best, and that understanding plays a huge role in going through the process together. At one point or another, your child will have to learn potty training, and there’s no better time to start than the present. If you want to discover how you can successfully potty train your child and help them gain a sense of self-confidence, then scroll up and click the “Add to Cart” button right now.
©2020 Samuel Gill (P)2020 Samuel Gill
Law of Attraction Prosperity Jokes
Summary
Welcome to Prosperity Jokes! In this book, you will be told 101 great jokes and all about money! Laughing at these jokes will help you attract more money. This is a strong and powerful law of attraction tool you can use to clear yourself of limiting beliefs about money, release tension around money, and open up the channels of the Universe to attract more money. And all while laughing and having a good time! Laughing and humor are a law of attraction favorite and an extremely powerful and fun way to release tension. The reason it works so well with the law of attraction is because releasing the tension around money is akin to becoming clear about money, and because laughing is fun we start to attract more fun things. Laughing at a particular issue will release tension, stress, and beliefs about that particular issue. And that's when change can start to take place. Our guard is down, and we can make a new beginning. So, I created this short book to be a compilation of jokes specifically about money. Hearing and laughing at these jokes will release a lot of the tension you have about money, opening the channels that will allow you to attract money with much more ease. The best thing is, there is very little for you to do! Just relax and listen to the jokes.
©2016 Jacob Elliot (P)2016 Jacob Elliot