Liz Krane has narrated 89 audiobooks on Listento.it by 35 authors, with an average listener rating of 4.6★ across 1,250 ratings. The most-rated is A Very Punchable Face.
A Very Punchable Face
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New York Times Best Seller In these hilarious essays, the Saturday Night Live head writer and Weekend Update co-anchor learns how to take a beating. “I always wanted to punch his face before I read this book. Now I just want to kick him in the balls.” (Larry David) Named One of the Best Books of the Year by Cosmopolitan, Vulture, and Parade If there’s one trait that makes someone well suited to comedy, it’s being able to take a punch - metaphorically and, occasionally, physically. From growing up in a family of firefighters on Staten Island to commuting three hours a day to high school and “seeing the sights” (like watching a Russian woman throw a stroller off the back of a ferry), to attending Harvard while Facebook was created, Jost shares how he has navigated the world like a slightly smarter Forrest Gump. You’ll also discover things about Jost that will surprise and confuse you, like how Jimmy Buffett saved his life, how Czech teenagers attacked him with potato salad, how an insect laid eggs inside his legs, and how he competed in a 25-man match at WrestleMania (and almost won). You'll go behind the scenes at SNL and Weekend Update (where he's written some of the most memorable sketches and jokes of the past 15 years). And you’ll experience the life of a touring stand-up comedian - from performing in rural college cafeterias at noon to opening for Dave Chappelle at Radio City Music Hall. For every accomplishment (hosting the Emmys), there is a setback (hosting the Emmys). And for every absurd moment (watching paramedics give CPR to a raccoon), there is an honest, emotional one (recounting his mother’s experience on the scene of the Twin Towers’ collapse on 9/11). Told with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, A Very Punchable Face reveals the brilliant mind behind some of the dumbest sketches on television and lays bare the heart and humor of a hardworking guy - with a face you can’t help but want to punch.
©2020 Colin Jost (P)2020 Random House Audio
Queen of Shadows
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Goodreads Choice Award Winner, Best Young Adult Fantasy, 2015 Everyone Celaena Sardothien loves has been taken from her. But she's at last returned to the empire - for vengeance, to rescue her once-glorious kingdom, and to confront the shadows of her past.... She has embraced her identity as Aelin Galathynius, Queen of Terrasen. But before she can reclaim her throne, she must fight. She will fight for her cousin, a warrior prepared to die just to see her again. She will fight for her friend, a young man trapped in an unspeakable prison. And she will fight for her people, enslaved to a brutal king and awaiting their lost queen's triumphant return.
©2015 Sarah J. Maas (P)2015 Audible, Inc.
Unlearn
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The internationally best-selling self-empowerment work from influencer, rapper, and spoken-word artist Humble the Poet, now available in a new edition with a new foreword by the author. Unlearn offers short, accessible, and counterintuitive lessons for reaching our full potential. Beloved for his sincerity, playfulness, and sage advice, globally famous rapper, spoken-word artist, poet, blogger, and influencer Humble the Poet has traditionally shared his message of self-discovery, creativity, and empowerment with his fans through music and written word. That message has now been extended to this empowering audiobook, offering insights and wisdom that challenge conventional thinking and help you tap into your best, most authentic self. Humble sees life with unique clarity. In Unlearn, he opens our eyes to our own lives, helping us to recognize the possibilities that await us and the challenges that prevent us from realizing our dreams. With his characteristic honesty and forthrightness, he helps us shed the problematic lessons we’ve learned throughout our lives that limit us, from sabotaging habits, to fixed mind-sets, to past regrets, and relearn new, unconventional ways of moving through life. Among his 101 lessons are: Fitting in is a pointless activity Don’t trust everything you feel Killing expectations births happiness Comparisons are killer Baby steps add up You decide your worth Profound in its simplicity, Unlearn is the perfect invitation to a new beginning and to pursue a life of fulfillment.
©2019 Humble the Poet (P)2019 HarperCollins Publishers
A Beginner's Guide to the Stock Market: Everything You Need to Start Making Money Today
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Learn to make money in the stock market, even if you've never traded before. The stock market is the greatest opportunity machine ever created. Are you ready to get your piece of it? This book will teach you everything that you need to know to start making money in the stock market today. Don't gamble with your hard-earned money. If you are going to make a lot of money, you need to know how the stock market really works. You need to avoid the pitfalls and costly mistakes that beginners make. And you need time-tested trading and investing strategies that actually work. This book gives you everything that you will need. It's a simple road map that anyone can follow. In this book, you will learn: How to grow your money the smart and easy way. The best place to open up a brokerage account. How to buy your first stock. How to generate passive income in the stock market. How to spot a stock that is about to explode higher. How to trade momentum stocks. Insider tricks used by professional traders. The one thing you should never do when buying value stocks (don't start investing until you hear this). How to pick stocks like Warren Buffett. How to create a secure financial future for you and your family. And much, much more... Even if you know nothing at all about the stock market, this book will get you started investing and trading the right way. Join the thousands of smart traders and investors who have profited from this ultimate guide to the stock market. Amazon best-selling author and retired hedge fund manager Matthew Kratter will teach you the secrets that he has used to trade and invest profitably for the last 20 years. Even if you are a complete beginner, this book will have you trading stocks in no time. Are you ready to get started creating real wealth in the stock market? Then scroll up and click "Buy Now" to get started today. PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
©2019 Little Cash Machines LLC (P)2019 Little Cash Machines LLC
Burning Ridge
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On a rugged Colorado mountain ridge, Mattie Cobb and her police-dog partner, Robo, make a grisly discovery - and become the targets of a ruthless killer. Colorado's Redstone Ridge is a place of extraordinary beauty, but this rugged mountain wilderness harbors a horrifying secret. When a charred body is discovered in a shallow grave on the ridge, officer Mattie Cobb and her K-9 partner, Robo, are called in to spearhead the investigation. But this is no ordinary crime - and it soon becomes clear Mattie has a close personal connection to the dead man. Joined by local veterinarian, Cole Walker, the pair scours the mountaintop for evidence and makes another gruesome discovery: the skeletonized remains of two adults and a child. And then, the unthinkable happens. Could Mattie become the next victim in the murderer's deadly game? A deranged killer torments Mattie with a litany of dark secrets that call into question her very identity. As a towering blaze races across the ridge, Cole and Robo search desperately for her - but time is running out.
©2018 Margaret Mizushima (P)2018 Blackstone Audio, Inc.
Me, Myself, They
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Me, Myself, They: Life Beyond the Binary chronicles Joshua M. Ferguson’s extraordinary story of transformation to become the celebrated non-binary filmmaker, writer, and advocate for trans rights they are today. Beginning with their birth and early childhood years of gender creativity, Ferguson recounts the complex and often challenging evolution of their identity, including traumatizing experiences with gender conversion therapy, bullying, depression, sexual assault, and violent physical assault. But Ferguson’s story is above all about survival, empathy, and self-acceptance. By combining their personal reflections on what it feels like to never truly fit into the prescribed roles of girl or boy, woman or man, with an informed analysis of the ongoing shifts in contemporary attitudes toward sex and gender, Ferguson calls for recognition and respect for all trans, non-binary, and gender-nonconforming people and an inclusive understanding of the rich diversity of human identity. Through their honest and impassioned storytelling, we learn what it means to reclaim one’s identity and to live beyond the binary.
©2019 Joshua M. Ferguson (P)2019 Anansi Audio
Rule #1: You Can't Date the Coach's Daughter
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There are two types of people in high school: the ones you can date and the ones you can’t. Unfortunately for me, I’m the latter. Even though I’m around hot football players every afternoon, they are not allowed to date me. If they even come close to flirting, my dad, Coach “The Boss” Davis, makes them run laps around the field until they puke. Nothing scares off a boy more than the threat of physical pain. Not only has he forbidden me to date anyone at all, he’s even made me the football team’s water girl so he can keep tabs on me. Apparently, overprotective dad is a fabulous guy deterrent. Outdoor shops should find a way to bottle it and sell it. They’d make a killing. What Dad doesn’t know is that I spend every last second of those two blissful hours of practice in the scorching California heat staring at Tyson Blake. He is the epitome of perfection in a six-foot-two, incredibly toned, smells-good-even-when-he-sweats senior body. And when he smiles, angels sing. Literally. And Dad hates him. It feels a bit cliche to say I fell for the one guy who would send Dad’s already high blood pressure over the the top, but it’s true. There’s something about Tyson. Something he’s trying to hide. But I can see through his cocky persona, and I know there’s something more.
©2018 Anne-Marie Meyer (P)2018 Anne-Marie Meyer
Misunderstanding the Billionaire's Heir: A Sweet YA Romance
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He wasn't supposed to be nice. This changes everything. I’m just trying to survive. Mom’s dead. Dad’s gone crazy. And I’m alone. Senior year is about to start, and I can’t imagine my life getting any worse. Enter Lucas. The rich, snobby kid who’s been banished here by his parents to, I don’t know, learn how the poor slum it or something. He’s everywhere. Infiltrating my safe places and causing my emotions to spin out of control. If only I can figure out what his angle is, I might actually survive. And then, things change. I begin to realize there’s more depth to him than he’s letting on. I didn’t expect this. What am I going to do? My heart’s already so broken, and I’m not sure I can take the chance that I so desperately want to. Losing someone I loved already crushed me once. What if Lucas leaves me too? Grab Misunderstanding the Billionaire's Heir from Anne-Marie Meyer, and experience your first kiss, all over again.
©2019 Anne-Marie Meyer (P)2019 Anne-Marie Meyer
Puck Drop
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She doesn’t date hockey players, and he needs to earn the respect of his new team, but they're willing to break all the rules for just one kiss. As long as they keep their relationship a secret, everyone wins. Since their parent’s death, Chloe Schultz has put every ounce of her energy into her twin brother Erik’s NHL career. She won’t let distractions - like dating - get in the way of keeping the Utah Fury as the championship team. Until she meets Reese. Reese Murray was shocked when he was traded the week before the season started. He’s bitter, but he won’t let that stop him from proving he’s the best. The Fury welcomes Reese, but with one warning: Stay away from the marketing manager Chloe Schultz if he wants to stay on Erik’s good side. Too bad! She’s the first woman that’s caught his eye in years. Can Chloe and Reese keep their focus while trying to hide their growing attraction, or will their secret come out and tear the team apart?
©2018 Brittney Mulliner (P)2019 Brittney Mulliner
Line Change
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He's hockey's newest star. She's his new personal assistant...and fake girlfriend. Together they have to prove he belongs on the team. Noah Malkin thought life couldn’t get any better than the day he got recruited to the Utah Fury, well, until he was shipped off to their farm team. After a year of waiting, he’s going to play with his dream team and share the ice with his idols. He can’t mess up his only chance to prove this is where he belongs. Colby Wells is struggling as a personal assistant when she gets an unexpected lifeline. Her new client, Noah, is the NHL’s newest sweetheart. She’s prepared for anything until her boss tells her she has to pretend to be his girlfriend, at least until the media circus around him settles down. If she can pull this off she'll be able to pay back her student loans in just a few months, a freedom she's desperate for. Can they keep their relationship professional as they grow closer, or will Colby and Noah lose their contracts?
©2018 Brittney Mulliner (P)2020 Brittney Mulliner
Brownie Points for Murder
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Brownies, bribes, and a body on the beach.... Suburban mom Jill Andrews has two young kids and a husband who travels more than he's home. Her biggest worry is the decision to re-enter the workforce, until she trips over the body of her neighbor, Samuel Westen, who'd been feuding with Jill's sister-in-law Desi. When the stress of being the police's top suspect lands Desi in the hospital with pregnancy complications, Jill must navigate her own mom-life crisis, sift through a tangled web of secrets and lies, and discover the identity of the real killer before it's too late. Jill Andrews Cozy Mysteries Brownie Points for Murder - Book 1 Death to the Highest Bidder - Book 2 A Deadly Pair O'Docks - Book 3 Stuck With S'more Death - Book 4 Murderous Mummy Wars - Book 5
©2018 Nicole Ellis (P)2019 Nicole Ellis
A Killer Christmas Party
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A merry Christmas with family, fun, and foul play. Jill is deep into preparations for Christmas parties at the Boathouse Event Center, when a trip to the local retirement home with her son's preschool class turns up a deadly surprise. For once, Jill has no tie to the murder victim, until a surprise connection to a family member is revealed. With the chaos of the Christmas season intensifying, will she be able to discover the real murderer in time to have a merry Christmas with her family?
©2018 Nicole Ellis (P)2019 Nicole Ellis
The Wayward Sons: Complete Series Books 1-4
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When my mother decided to pull me out of school, I didn’t say anything. When she homeschooled me, isolated me, kept me fearful of my peers, I followed along. When she packed me up and sent me across the country to live with my grandmother in the one-stoplight town of Lee Vines, I did as she said. But now that she’s left me here I’m on my own. I can make my own decisions. Make my own mistakes. And that includes if I let in the four boys that live next door. This is the complete four-book series of Starlee's journey in The Wayward Sons, a reverse-harem YA romance. Why fall in love once when you can do it over and over again?
©2019 Angel Lawson (P)2020 Angel Lawson
Sweet Promises
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A promise between brothers. A secret that threatens to tear a budding romance apart. Maggie Price is resilient. After her husband died, leaving her a young widow with an infant son, she returned home to Candle Beach to create a new future for them by purchasing the Bluebonnet Cafe. She loves her life, but something feels like it’s missing.... Jake Price promised his younger brother he’d take care of his wife and child if something happened to him while deployed overseas. Now, five years after his brother’s death, Jake vows to fulfill that promise and take care of Maggie and her son, Alex. Maggie tries to fight her attraction to Jake, but he knocks down her resistance and they fall in love. Will she still feel the same if she knows the real reason he’s in Candle Beach? The Candle Beach Sweet Romance series novels are "clean and sweet" contemporary romances that can be enjoyed as stand-alone novels and have happily ever after endings with no cliffhangers. Candle Beach Sweet Romances Sweet Beginnings Sweet Success Sweet Promises Sweet Memories Sweet History Sweet Matchmaking Sweet Surprises
©2017 Nicole Ellis (P)2019 Nicole Ellis
Christmas in Honey Grove
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It's Christmas time in Honey Grove, and the Braxton family is back. Jenna is home for Christmas. She's just trying to survive her mom's insistence that she get married, and her feelings for Dean that haven't really disappeared. Showing up with her new fling seems like the best way of avoiding both of them. Dean can't seem to move on past Jenna. Even though all the people he knows and loves want to see him married, he can't help but hope that he and Jenna made a mistake. That, perhaps, she feels the same way. He didn't expect her to show up with a guy on her arm. Both Jenna and Dean are determined to move on from the kiss that haunts them both. If they tried harder, maybe, their hearts wouldn't hurt like they do. Christmas is a magical time, but does it hold enough power to mend their broken hearts? If you love quirky families and sigh-worthy kisses, you'll love the last installment of the Braxton family - Christmas in Honey Grove. The Braxton brothers are home!
©2019 Anne-Maire Meyer (P)2020 Anne-Marie Meyer
Keto for Cancer Bundle
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2 books in 1
Book 1: Keto for Cancer: How to Use the Ketogenic Diet and Fasting to Fight and Prevent Cancer
Book 2: Keto Diet for Cancer: Therapeutic Effects of a Low Carb Diet, Learn How to Prevent and How to Cure Cancer
This audiobook will be just one of many resources that will help you on a path towards recovery and a healthier lifestyle overall.
©2019 Caprioru Cristian (P)2019 Caprioru Cristian
Keto Crock Pot Cookbook
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Are you looking for easy and delicious keto recipes that fit with your lifestyle and busy schedule? This audiobook has actionable information about the keto diet, including 60 delicious, easy-to-make recipes that you can prepare to get started. Nowadays, most of the foods we eat are rather processed, genetically modified, or junk foods. These are foods high in calories, saturated sugars and fats, and are low in fiber, which is essential for proper digestion. What many of us don’t want to accept is that these foods are to blame for many of the world’s health problems such as obesity, diabetes, heart disease, and other lifestyle problems. An unhealthy diet is linked to cardiovascular diseases, obesity, and cancer, especially when coupled with a sedentary lifestyle. So what’s the secret to good health? Well, as you perhaps are aware, the secret to healthy and happy life is exercising, weight control, and eating right. Of these methods of solving our health problems, diet seems to be the most challenging to understand for many people. What constitutes a healthy diet that can bring about weight loss and good health? Well, while many diets exist out there, the one diet that has been scientifically proven time and again is the ketogenic diet. Originally designed as a cure for drug-resistant epileptic seizures in the 1930s, the ketogenic diet has proven that it does more than help in curing epileptic seizures; it also helps in combating weight loss, fighting diabetes, heart disease, and much, much more. All you need to do is to eat keto-friendly foods, avoid those that are not allowed in the diet, track your intake of carbohydrates, and you are all set for success. And The Keto Crock Pot Cookbook: Top 60 Delicious and Easy to Make Keto Recipes You Should Know! will show you exactly what you need to do to move from where you are i.e. unhealthy, overweight/obese, to where you want to be, i.e. at a healthy weight and with good overall health. In this book, you will learn what the ketogenic diet is all about including what it is you should eat, what you should not eat, how it works, why it works, the benefits that come with following a ketogenic diet, 60 delicious recipes that you can prepare fast, and much, much more. Let’s begin! By following a keto diet, you will get great benefits, such as: Lose your weight faster. Have a stable energy level. Get rid of insulin resistance. Regulate blood pressure. Enjoy increased endurance. No starvation Improve your blood profile indicators. Reduce diabetic medications. PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
©2018 Virginia Hoffman (P)2019 Virginia Hoffman
Self Awareness for Women
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If you’ve always wanted to understand who you are and how you fit into the world, but often feel trapped in a self-made mental hell, then keep reading.... Are you sick and tired of not feeling more fulfilled, creative, and confident? Have you tried all the self-help books and exercises, but nothing seems to work? Do you finally want to say goodbye to repeating the same problematic behaviors and worrying about how others see you? If so, then you’ve come to the right place. You see, mastering self-awareness doesn’t have to be difficult, even if you’ve watched every other online video already. In fact, it’s easier than you think. Put simply, the old way everyone is approaching self-awareness doesn’t work! This means, by following the easy secrets inside, you can master self-awareness without wasting hours of your precious time and energy. Here’s just a tiny fraction of what you’ll discover: Why you’re constantly reliving your trauma and how to crush it for good Are you self-actualized? The 25-point checklist to find out Why you're really suffering with triggers and the secrets to easily destroy them (that actually work!) The scientifically researched method to clearing your past trauma and conditioning with just one hand The five secrets to reading anyone (including yourself) that you won’t believe This easy self-forgiveness trick that dissolves guilt like salt on snow A 30-minute, done-for-you, secret-formula ritual to supercharge self-awareness Bonus: Free manifesting toolkit inside And much more... Imagine how your friends, family, and colleagues will react when they experience your superhuman levels of emotional intelligence. So if you have a burning desire to expand your horizons, discover your hidden identity, and command more power over your life, then scroll up and buy now!
©2021 Angela Grace (P)2021 Angela Grace
Be You Find Happy
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The happiness starter kit shares tools to reduce stress and anxiety; build self-confidence; silence negative self-talk, allowing you to challenge your fears; set boundaries; and find happiness. This starter kit will help you find your direction to happiness, regardless of your life circumstances, be it marriage troubles, past trauma, day-to-day exhaustion, or financial woes. These tools will help you become your authentic self and find happiness along the way.
©2018 Michaela Renee Johnson (P)2019 Michaela Renee Johnson
Snowflake Wishes
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She needs to save her diner. He's got orders to kick her out. Madison Bell has tried everything to keep her diner from failing in the small town of Holly Springs. When a handsome stranger shows up just before Christmas, should she trust his marketing advice or keep doing things her own way? Jake Tyler has two motivations for traveling to the tiny town of Holly Springs: He needs to learn why his parents have kept him from his grandmother his whole life, and he’s got orders to evict a diner owner from his family’s building. But when he meets Madison, the charming woman running the diner, he realizes that he has a real shot of helping her keep her business. If only he can keep his motives a secret. But as feelings begin to develop, will Madison and Jake find a way to come together in order to save the diner, and themselves? Snowflake Wishes is book one in the Holly Springs Romance series. The books all take place in a small town in the Colorado Rockies and can be listened to in any order. Book One: Snowflake Wishes by Kasey Stockton Book Two: Twelve Dates of Christmas by M.T. Knights Book Three: Re-Gifting Christmas by M.T. Knights
©2019 Kasey Stockton (P)2020 Kasey Stockton