Ryan Castle has narrated 3 audiobooks on Listento.it by 3 authors. The most-rated is Get off of Your Lazy F--king Ass and Get a Job Already.
Painless Paleo Slow Cooker Recipes for Lazy People
Summary
Are you on Paleo diet and too lazy to cook? This recipe book contains surprisingly simple Paleo slow cooker recipes you can prepare and cook on the same afternoon. Just prepare the necessary ingredient, put them together in the crack pot or slow cooker and set for 6 to 8 hours. By the time you come home from work or chores, the meal is prepared. In other words, it is so simple, even your lazy ass can cook! The recipes follow Paleo or caveman traditions. They do not contain dairies, grains, legumes, fatty meats or salty foods. Do not think that you have sacrificed your enjoyment of food by giving up these meals. You can substitute them with a variety of dishes ranging from pork chops, grilled chicken, shrimp to mussels and minced beef. There are ample choices for those who want to stick strictly to Paleo diet. This way, you will never get bored of eating the same meal over and over again. This reinforces your habit of sticking to Paleo diet to a healthier you. Give this audiobook a try. Paleo slow cooker cooking can be painless, even for your lazy ass!
©2014 Phillip Pablo (P)2014 Phillip Pablo
How to Drop Out of School and Start Unschooling
Summary
Teachers lie and manipulate. Listen to them, and your life will suck. Their system will fail you and you'll feel disillusioned and betrayed. Fortunately, we do have a way out of all the scams and games in life. Unschooling can save us, so listen to this audiobook to find out how to drop out of the system and unschool yourself to the life of your dreams.
©2014 Andrew Bushard (P)2014 Andrew Bushard
Get off of Your Lazy F--king Ass and Get a Job Already
Summary
Are you struggling to find a new job? What would you say if I was to tell you the way most people look for a job is a waste of your f--king time and effort? Less than 15% of all job openings are filled from job board postings, yet 95% of job seekers dutifully craft resumes and cover letters for these few coveted job openings. What in the f--k is wrong with us? Here are just a few of the things you will learn: 1) Why applying to ads on Internet job boards is a total waste of your time 2) How Social Media job hunting is a bunch of bullshit for the everyday job hunter 3) That job hunters are fighting a battle with HR all of the way. You're trying to work your way in, their goal is to screen you out 4) That nearly 50% of cover letters go straight to the shredder unread! 5) Why you need to bring a brag-book to every interview, and how to use it It's not your father's job search! Things have changed. Employer expectations have changed, and if your job search methods haven't kept up, you're not going to get a job. If you need some help getting your ass out of that chair and getting up to speed on your job search skills - you need this audiobook! About the author: Nick Vulich is the author of four books including Freaking Idiots Guide to Selling on eBay. His other book Freaking Idiots Guide to Writing a Kindle Best Seller is a guide for self-published authors detailing how to market your book on Amazon Kindle. A funny thing happened when his daughter first saw the cover to this audiobook. She immediately ran off to tell her mom, "Dad's writing a book about himself." And, that's when dad got out of his chair and saw the impression six month's of constant occupancy by his ass had left in it. It may be time for Nick to find a job.
©2013 Nick Vulich (P)2014 Nick Vulich